Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 11, 2024

Him: "Not sure I care that “was” part…"

Serial monogamy.

“…and male.”

Thanks for the heads-up Sweetheart !

Too rich, also. Makes up for being Fugly.

You means the one who was “droves off a cliff” in a sports car? That one eh. Or was it the one who was has a unfortunate private jet accident? No? So it was the one on the yatch accident then? No? It must be the one who was accidentally falls off the Orients Express then? No him too? Oh waits waits me knows. Or gotta be that guy who was accidentally falls off his mansion’s stairs right? No? Or was it the one who drowns in bathtub? Not him too? How bout the one who gots bites by a snake during jungle safari? No? Ah was it the guy who….

Boy, he fooled her.

He looks like a vampire who’s about to sink his teeth into her neck.

“Come, let me show you. Their heads are preserved in formaldehyde.”

She’s a collector.

“My name is Steve, sweetheart, not Rich!”

Key word of warning here.“Was”.

but was he filthy rich?…

stank breath is the worst

……but then he got bald!

Someone, maybe Mae West?, said “I’m a housekeeper. I marry rich men, divorce them, and I keep the house.”

It’s nice to be remembered.

She’s on a roll…..bank-roll, that is!

“Do you have a bad heart and/or a bad lawyer?”

GAL: OK but this is the last time since the Supreme Court upheld that law criminalizing the creation of red headed babies. WE obviously can’t take the risk!

Bill Ward? I had no idea he ever drew anything one could print in a family newspaper!

“…..and he had orange hair.”

She kinda reminds me of Jessica Rabbit! Grrrrowll

Richie Rich?

If you are a rich widow, I will marry you.