Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 20, 2024

There should be a day for that. “Happy Sex Toys Day everyone!”

Does She give free lessons on the proper use of said Toys ?

Isn’t Smallville where Superman is from?

Boy toys for harlots doesn’t have the same ring as chicken fingers.

Joy to the world…or at least the town.

And so began the female-cougar-friendly (some would say, ‘infested’) sister sin city of ‘Morningwood’.

They will all be coming in(to) her shop.

toy joy…

There’s a sale on Infinity Pillows

Sounds like the whole town will be a-buzz tonight…..

It is the unmarked green door in the alley off of Main Street downtown. They close one hour after the bars.

A new definition of “Mother’s Little Helper”… ☺

A neighborhood in my town was infuriated with a taco truck in a parking lot at the entrance to their enclave. “It sends the wrong message” they screamed. I noted the sex toy shop, with large neon signs, in the same strip mall. The taco truck prevailed. Excellent tacos.

It doesn’t take much to keep a town happy in the age of efficient small appliances. :)

Is the kid getting a Starter Kit?

LMAO!

HSTforE, your place for bulk buying disposable b**t plugs!

“Vibrating with Joy” would be a great name for her infomercial.

“HEY LADY! WHERE’D YOU PUT THE SADDLE???”

(I dunno. A friend of mine used to yell that at big women when we would drive past them. I never knew what it meant or why he thought it was so funny. But, because he died not long ago, I thought I’d share it as a tribute)

thats too bad, I was looking for sad sex toys…

Toys because there too few peoples in there small town for the real theeng eh.