Lio by Mark Tatulli for January 08, 2022

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 3 years ago

    Swell

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    gammaguy  almost 3 years ago

    My terrestrial brother was once an “extra” in an opera.

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    Sanspareil  almost 3 years ago

    The anal probe will soon be forthcoming.

    For your earliest convenience!

    Until then have a nice day!

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    pcolli  almost 3 years ago

    You F O.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  almost 3 years ago

    And if ya want to “phone home” please deposit a billion dollars in coins

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    Imagine  almost 3 years ago

    It can be frustrating having to wait for your probe.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Service in 30 minutes, or you’re probing is free!

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “You beamed me up to make me wait!? What the #@*%??”

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    jagedlo  almost 3 years ago

    That means Lio will be in that UFO all day!

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    Ignatz Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Shouldn’t he have to listen to alien Muzak while he’s waiting?

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    jonesbeltone  almost 3 years ago

    It is the same everywhere:customer no-service!

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    Amra Leo  almost 3 years ago

    Good. Gorram. Grief…

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    rshive  almost 3 years ago

    Triteness has no bounds.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Please listen carefully, as our probing options have recently changed.

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    AndrewSihler  almost 3 years ago

    Very droll! (I would have sworn that there wasn’t room in the Universe for a new “your business [or call] is very important to us” joke.)

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    asrialfeeple  almost 3 years ago

    Not even refreshments or magazines?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 3 years ago

    Usually, they get you while asleep.

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    kathybear  almost 3 years ago

    I know how he feels. I was on the phone with 3 or 4 (they blur together after all the hours of holding) different customer service people at two different companies. And I am not sure if I got things straightened out or not.

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    spaced man spliff  almost 3 years ago

    NAH-nu NAH-nu

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 3 years ago

    How satisfied were you with your abduction:

    A. Very satisfied

    B. Somewhat satisfied

    C. Neutral

    D. Somewhat unsatisfied

    E. Very unsatisfied

    F. I’d rather not answer

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    DaBump Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    … with our new, improved Probulator 5000!

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    jerrica.benton333  over 2 years ago

    i wanna see a good old fashion tractor beam pull

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