Lio by Mark Tatulli for June 23, 2023

“I’m wearin’ you DOWN, baby!” —Steve Urkel

I imagined that Eva Rose was going to throw up a ball of hair like cats do.

Dry heaves don’t count?

Here’s your useless fact for today. “Kak” means “excrement” in Afrikaans.

Denial is a powerful weapon.

And she didn’t use some sort of ray as she did yesterday!

Reminds me of Lucy Van Pelt!

Good GAG!

Baby steps?

It was just a dry heave.

The effort was there though.

GASP! That’s a true development in their relationship!

As Aragorn said, “There is always hope”…

Having an empty stomach means she loves him deep down.

Dry heaves.

Dry heaves count.

well, that was quite an effort, Lio

You’re going about romancing her in the wrong way. Try giving her a nice pet, like a tarantula or baby giant squid!