Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 24, 2024

I’m sure the comments section will be very peaceful today

The homeowner gets his wish!

Ban assault scythes…

Fatal accident in 5, 4, 3….

Does this mean that Death has to wait until the body gets cold before taking it? I mean, we can’t have somebody taking a gun with them to the afterlife.

Edgar: You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.

Bug: Your proposal is acceptable.— MIB

I guess Death wants to get a jump on things.

More likely to get a visit from death if you don’t carry in a lot of places.

“ Take your stinking paws off me, you d.a.m.n dirty ape!”

Good luck!

Finally!

Hoo-boy… Usually people who post those types of signs are usually the ones who shouldn’t even have a gun in the first place!

Since burglars almost always come when you aren’t home, it’s very smart to let them know you have something they’d want to steal.

Liō just gave Death a ride on his way to swap a scythe for a gun!

So Lio is a libtard who doesn’t support gun rights? Yet he’s nuked more cities than were in the second world war, and unleashed countless maniacal robots on unsuspecting citizens…

Someone has had a bad day with their gun apparently. Funny how that happens.

I think the NRA and gun shops LIKE it when we have a Democrat prez. They whip up the BS about the gummint trying to take their guns, and gun and ammo sales go through the roof. Ring the bell, Pavlov.

Does Lio live in the same neighborhood as Scary Gary?

Tomorrow’s panel – Chuck Norris knocks on the door.

Lio’s neck turns so far that I wonder how he’s not dead.

Lio is a helpful kid.

He was cleaning it and it went off. Gun-ese for he was goofing around playing with a loaded gun and pulled the trigger.

[eyeroll emoji]

I lost all my guns in that boating accident.