Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for September 15, 2018

You mean there’s money in this???

I thought I was the last person without a smart phone.

That would be me.

I never wear a tie !

Get your money back! I don’t have either of those things, either!

I think the dog has the right take on this act.

I have never used an ATM. Don’t know how. Don’t care.

But I don’t look like that!

Obviously a fraud. That guy doesn’t look smart enough to have rejected those things.

At least I have the smart phone.

looks more like the kind of person who can’t put those phones down

For the record, those of us who form the majority of the world’s human population do not have Facebook accounts.

Keep up the good fight, fellow freaks.

He’s like…. a god.

I highly doubt he’s the last person

That would be a real life freak show.

I don’t have either either.

I’m thinking the older guy in the audience is thinking, “Whew! That could’ve been me!”

Most important fact: Most of us don’t have a “smartphone” or “social media account,” but we are too smart to be placed on “exhibit.”