Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for April 20, 2021

What does it mean when a dog lifts a leg?

Weird!!

So, the dog is cheating on the real leg?

The dog’s haircut is icing on the cake.

Something to remember you by.

I wonder if Dan’s ever drank “Thirsty Dog Leghumper Beer”? I can’t buy it here in Maine, so it’s been awhile since I’ve had it. I stapled the six pack the bottles in came in to the wall in my shop just to add a little class to the place./s

A whole new meaning to a “strap-on”

Dan, Please! Are you trying to appeal to the most base humor in society? If so, you are getting close.

That’s one hump over the line. Bad boy!

I kind of feel like I want to wash my eyes.

What do you eat/drink/smoke before you come up with these ideas. Makes me wonder which ones you reject as just too weird, Dan

That middle part on the hound- spot on!

Points for weirdness, originality, and just plain absurdity!

Now, he knows whose leg he has to hump, to get a dry martini.

Simple concept and quite funny. Well done Dan. Dogs love to hump a leg and if you can wine and dine one in your own private den, why not?