Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for October 06, 2021

’Looks like all of those fart jokes when on his medical record.

Is he related to the same Payne in the politcal cartoons section?

Some days it’s better not to think.

When I was unfortunate enough to have Covid last year, long before vaccinations and social distancing, masking, and such, I spent a couple of days when I couldn’t sleep or move without coughing, watching videos on YouTube of a guy driving around the Shetland Islands with no sound on, and watching Shetlands webcams. Having been there, it was nice, and like having dreams while awake.

Hope you feel better soon Dan.

Going through a very rough patch myself. Carry on.

Good luck, and I hope you will soon be humorously ill!

Is that a note from your urologist?

I hope your doctor’s name does not describe your ailment.

Hope you get well soon, Dan. Blessings

That’s not a real doctor’s note, it’s perfectly legible!

Is that the same Dr. Payne who lives out in Belly Acres?

And that pustule on the tip of the nose. Eeeeeewwwww.

Get well soon.

I think Dan forged that note so he could play hooky and go fishing again.

I hope you’re not ill at all, just out Musky fishing. Seriously!!!!!

So – You have a note from Dick Payne?

Hmm, given more thought, I’m wondering if we may be seeing another fishing picture soon. :P

A psychiatrist, eh?

See todays CORNERED by Mike Baldwin……..

Doctor Dick Payne?

Oh dear!