Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 18, 2020

Sorry, could you repeat that?

I think it’s fine the way it is.

Our newest display – Shrek.

Do you know how many Q-Tips had to be harvested?

Gonna need a bigger swab…

Actually, if you just swap the first two words…

actually all you would have to do is take a Qtip, smear some ear wax on it, display it with a sign that said whose ear the swab was used on AND you would be good to go. No need for artists or likenesses, more exhibits in smaller places. OH LOOK MA – Justin Bieber’s ear wax!!!!!! AND over here is a slightly crusty Elvis Presley’s. OH, OH, OH, – there’s a huge glob of 44’s. And that glob from Putin was gotten at great risk from Ebay and it still has some hair in it.

It would be better to have the ears as well as the wax.

So just delete ‘ear’??

Latest exhibit is the “Can you hear me now?” guy.

At least someone makin’ use of all that ear wax.

She doesn’t want to hear it.

change ‘wax’ to ‘wig’…?

That’s weird… absolutely earie.

Next door to Ripley’s Believe It Or Snot