Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 28, 2021

Shaken, not absurd.

You did ask for an olive….

Dirtiest Martini – is that like “Mud in your eye”?

the customer appears shaken, not stirred…

But the price ain’t dirt cheap

good job…

I had a dirty Martini at the Breakers and the vodka itself is black. It was good!

I have a bag from my dog walk this morning that could really make a dirty martini

Bartender’s name is Dusty.

Never hire a gardener as your bartender.

I suppose the drink will start telling unprintable jokes next?

“The lady in the corner, it’s for her eyes only.”

…and it says to put an olive tree in it."

Too much vermouth…