Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 29, 2022

It doesn’t use the remote anymore, Pete. You need to download the app. Get with the times.

Use Amazon Prime. They deliver to Heaven.

God power….

That clears up a lot of questions. Why didn’t the nuns tell us at school?

What about using the OnStar button?

It could also be what it is like at the other place.

It’s like you’re never going to get in.

Somebody call Moses…

Anybody else getting the Hero Wars ad?

There’s no such thing as purgatory in the Bible. So, who DID invent it and why?

… and the battery in the Bluetooth speaker playing the angelic chorus has run down.

God forbid he should do any manual labor and open it himself.

Isn’t the some kind of manual override for just such problems?

Alexis, open the gate.

Too bad it’s St. Peter at the gates. If it had been God himself, he only would need to snap his fingers.

Good luck getting tech support up there.

Open the back cover and spin the batteries. I do it all the time because I am too lazy to find new ones.:)

If they don’t work in heaven, they must be deny-cad batteries.

He’ll need to go the resurrection dept.

“There are no batteries — the gates aren’t opening because you’re not getting in! April Fools!”