Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 24, 2022

Can’t be having scurvy in heaven

I’ll be looking for the buffet table that stretches into infinity, and you never get full!!!!

I’m a little unclear on the concept of lo-cal water.

Lo-cal? Gaining weight is still a concern here, it seems.

It’s all about the marketing. You know, trying to attract more customers.

Next time, try cucumber, or lemon…

I’ll have a splash of whisky in mine, please!

It’s a long story, but we had a full-immersion baptism in our pool. That’s how we wound up with 14,000 gallons of holy water.

Gimmie a beer!

If it’s really paradise, then there’s tonic available.

So, in Heaven we have wings, robes, wear glasses and ear rings, walk on clouds and drink Holy Water? Got it! Where DO we come up with this stuff? Certainly not from the Bible.

Maybe they’re NOT in Heaven….

I read that as “local” at first.

I’m confident it will be there.