And then there are failed demolition experts.
There’s a statue in our park that I had seen on Facebook; it’s a statue of a pirate with two peg legs, two eye patches, two hooks, and two parrots, one on each shoulder!! Very well done, and and gets chuckles from passersby!!!
He’d give his all to be as tough as that guy!
He started with one. But then he scratched a few itches. The rest is history.
Somebody is hooked on pirates.
It’s probably fair to say, he won’t be having any children either.
That guy is real easy to hang with!
Mind you, he seems not to win a lot of fights.
Hey, Dave!! What’s your hook for this joke?
I’ll bet Dave just watched Monty Python’s Holy Grail.
Q: What has two legs, two arms and two eyes?
A: Two pirates.
I am feeling my head may have been replaced by a hook this weekend.
That has to be Captain Hook.
If the Black Knight was a pirate. ’Tis but a scratch…
Commitment.
He’s got me hooked! ☺️☺️☺️
Would not want to do his laundry!
“The pirate who no longer says ‘Argh’”.
Looks like a hooker.
So – the Hook-man does exist!
This guy is hooked on crook!!
Is there one we can’t see?
His timbers were shivered once too often.
Aye, that be Cap’n Lucky.
That’s Captain Hook-Hook-Hook-Hook-Hook.
Just flesh wounds!
As the pro at the golf shop said, “That’s one hook you’ve got there. Keep your hook, err, head down”
November 25, 2017
Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago
And then there are failed demolition experts.
SHIVA almost 2 years ago
There’s a statue in our park that I had seen on Facebook; it’s a statue of a pirate with two peg legs, two eye patches, two hooks, and two parrots, one on each shoulder!! Very well done, and and gets chuckles from passersby!!!
Farside99 almost 2 years ago
He’d give his all to be as tough as that guy!
Imagine almost 2 years ago
He started with one. But then he scratched a few itches. The rest is history.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
Somebody is hooked on pirates.
Imagine almost 2 years ago
It’s probably fair to say, he won’t be having any children either.
The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago
That guy is real easy to hang with!
Kaputnik almost 2 years ago
Mind you, he seems not to win a lot of fights.
backyardcowboy almost 2 years ago
Hey, Dave!! What’s your hook for this joke?
derdave969 almost 2 years ago
I’ll bet Dave just watched Monty Python’s Holy Grail.
GentlemanBill almost 2 years ago
Q: What has two legs, two arms and two eyes?
A: Two pirates.
ekw555 almost 2 years ago
I am feeling my head may have been replaced by a hook this weekend.
Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
That has to be Captain Hook.
strandedonearth Premium Member almost 2 years ago
If the Black Knight was a pirate. ’Tis but a scratch…
goboboyd almost 2 years ago
Commitment.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
He’s got me hooked! ☺️☺️☺️
Prey almost 2 years ago
Would not want to do his laundry!
Indianapolis Smith almost 2 years ago
“The pirate who no longer says ‘Argh’”.
Radish the wordsmith almost 2 years ago
Looks like a hooker.
WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago
So – the Hook-man does exist!
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
This guy is hooked on crook!!
mpolo11 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Is there one we can’t see?
Lablubber almost 2 years ago
His timbers were shivered once too often.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Aye, that be Cap’n Lucky.
paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago
That’s Captain Hook-Hook-Hook-Hook-Hook.
The Duke almost 2 years ago
Just flesh wounds!
aussie399 Premium Member over 1 year ago
As the pro at the golf shop said, “That’s one hook you’ve got there. Keep your hook, err, head down”