Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 02, 2023

Stick with it and you’ll get the hang of it

You need some grab bars in that shower stickman.

This comic is going down the drain.

♩ ♫ Gladys, where are you going? Upstairs to take a bath. Gladys, with legs like toothpicks, and a neck like a giraffe, -raff, -raff, -raff, -raff, -raff, -raff, raff. Gladys stepped in the bathtub. And pulled out the plug. Gladys … went down the drainpipe. Glub, Glub glub. ♫

Stick. Stuck.

Stick man needs longer legs or a large stool.

Thankfully most have a pretty good (-sized) head on their shoulders.

LOL!

Back when Pictionary was a popular game, the word “stick person” came up. Nobody guessed it because we’d all been drawing them all night as parts of other pictures.

I guess someone forgot your legs.

Some people are so skinny they have to run around in the shower to get wet, but this is ridiculous…

That’s what happens when you keep skipping “leg day”.

“Joint challenged”

This flies in the face of Mister Roger’s “You can never go down the drain.”

If he ever makes it out of the shower, he’ll use a stick deodorant.

This will be a drawn out crisis.

Forgot to place the hair catcher screen over the drain.

Seems a stick person would live in a 2D world?