Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 24, 2023

That cow has a “loco” motive for wearing that!

Cue up The Locomotion.

Tell her that train of thought is bull.

Absolutely, No Tipping

It’s called a cow catcher.

Warning: Stay out of his way, Do not get ahead of him on the track.

rocking the cow-catcher

Yes, I can believe it.

Mooooove it, Mabel.

Then she says that my life is a train wreck!

Udder-ly absurd.

Everybody’s doing a brand new dance now

(Come on, Bossy, do the loco-motion)

I know you’ll get to like it if you give it a chance now

(Come on, Bossy, do the loco-motion)

My little baby calf can do it with ease

It’s easier than learning your A-B-C’s

So come on, come on, do the loco-motion with me

You gotta swing your hips now

Come on, baby

Jump up, jump back

Well, I think you’ve got the knack, whoa, whoa

Now that you can do it, let’s make a chain now

(Come on, Bossy, do the loco-motion)

A chugga-chugga motion like a railroad train now

(Come on, Bossy, do the loco-motion)

Do it nice and easy now, don’t lose control

A little bit of rhythm and a lotta soul

Come on, come on, do the loco-motion with me

Yay, yay, yay, yeah

Move around the floor in a loco-motion

(Come on, Bossy, do the loco-motion)

Do it holding hands if you do get the notion

(Come on, Bossy, do the loco-motion)

There’s never been a dance that’s so easy to do

It even makes you happy when you’re feeling blue

So come on, come on, do the loco-motion with me

(Come on) you gotta swing your hips now

You’re doing fine (come on, do the loco-motion)

Come on, Bossy (come on, do the loco-motion)

Mm-mm-mm

Jump up (come on) jump back (do the loco-motion)

You’re looking good (come on)

She does not appreciate how hard I work at being a lot pushy.

Funny on so many levels!!

What does she have to say about the rotary snowplow?

With a cow-catcher like that, he must be a pick-up artist.

quit yer beefin.

Mr. Not-so-subtle out to catch a cow.

How many people today know what a “cow catcher” is?

Show of hands. I thought so.

He’s well-trained and thinks he’s attracktive.

That was an understatement on her part, you’re a lotta pushy.

Jersey Barrier.