Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 02, 2024

A nose for these things

Snot happening.

Can’t help but to wonder if his voice sounds kind of nasal.

Whoops! Gotta run!

“Well blow me down!”

There are a lot of jobs where you can get paid to hold up glasses, waiter, for instance.

At least it’s not a balloon.

The salary is low, but the benefits are nothing to sneeze at.

Hire it to sniff out pilfering employees.

“Great Caesar’s Ghost, but I’ve got a nose for news. My Name? It’s Perry White!”

Unfortunately, pickings are slim.

One of the things we coach people to do on interviews is to make eye contact. But NOSE contact? Well, maybe in Eskimo culture.

I also have an article on Linked in on how to set up for a video interview. One of the cautions I point out is to have the camera at eye level rather than sitting on the desk. The latter position gives an “up the nose” view of your face which is usually not flattering.

I also caution people who use laptops to elevate the laptop so that the room and not the ceiling is in the background. Unless you frequently fall down drunk, most people are not used to seeing rooms at this angle. I saw one man who had his ceiling fan behind his head: the world’s biggest propeller beanie.

The work environment at my last job were stifling; I was suffocating there. I need a challenging position where I can stretch out and breath.

The pay is nothing to sneeze at

He nose what they’re looking for.

Snot funny

He was born for it. He nose what he nose.

Might take some running, but it`s nothing to sneeze at.

Sniffing out leads.

There’s no way inhale he’s getting hired.

Just trying to get ahead.

Perhaps there’s a football team looking for a nose tackle.

Snot gonna be easy to find just the right job.

He wants to get into Rhinoplasty.

Funny, funny, funny

He’s been running all over town

His last job stunk.

I don’t think so, he’s too nosy.

detective?

“Big nose!”… (think Roxanne with Steve Martin… lol!!)

Great hire. Will keep his nose to the grindstone.

he’s nosing around to see what’s available…