Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 27, 2024

I remember many years ago BBC had a documentary on April Fools Day showing the Italians harvesting the spring spaghetti noodles hanging from the frees. It fooled a lot of people, some of whom did not find it funny afterward.

Then there are the mines where they get those pills of dopa: dopamines.

All that stuff!

Get stuffed Dave.

He who controls the stuffing controls the universe.

Is this express delivery or COD?

That is the Bolivian Deep Hard Rock Tapioca Mine keeping up with the demands for bubble tea.

I always wondered where that stuff came from?

I’m smoking the turkey fir USA Thanksgiving, so it will be dressing.

Mom made the turkey; dad made the stuffing. We swore that his cigar ashes was one of the ingredients.

No ‘loafing’ around there.

Now let’s see those cranberry sauce mines

SHouldn’t each adit have a sign indicating which type of stuffing comes from each mine? (Turkey, pork, chicken, etc)

People think breading grows on trees. :)

WAIT!! Those are Mattress stuffing mines!

It’s a miner miracle.

so that’s where it comes from!! (paste forehead smack emoji here!)

I just lost my appetite.

so then dressing must come from a sweat shop full of children in china?