Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for December 16, 2011
Transcript:
Tiffany: "...Then when I get to the "Zeye" set, I'll meet Angela who's, like, the assistant director, then I'll go to the makeup trailer to be made up - y'know they use secret makeup in movie because of the special lighting and cameras and stuff then I'll go get costumed which I'm really looking forward to because this movie's in 3-D and..."
RBLawyer about 13 years ago
Quill is my hero. He knows Quality, LuAnn and ignores noise, Tiff. He’s da man….
bikenboatn about 13 years ago
Tiffany loves to hear herself talk.
drewpamon about 13 years ago
Not sure what Luann is smiling at she still has to listen to tiff
legaleagle48 about 13 years ago
Obliviousness, thy name is Tiffany!
rayannina about 13 years ago
Quill and Luann are so patient. I’d have pepper-sprayed Tiffany YEARS ago …
Catfeet Premium Member about 13 years ago
Wonder if Quill can read lips.
Ron Dunn Premium Member about 13 years ago
Crank on the tunes!!!!!!!!
Ottodesu about 13 years ago
Tiffany will probably think Quill has some strange sort of ear wax … nah, she won’t notice a thing!
wiselad about 13 years ago
after so many years of experience…………….. Luann already knows the art of tuning out Tiff without the need of ear plugs
slug_queen about 13 years ago
Quill rocks. I like him more and more.
ZacBSM about 13 years ago
Read Greg;s blog on kids – he said he is not comfortable around babies and young children – no wonder he has fun drawing Shannon. Shannon reflects how he feels about children her age. That also makes me wonder if there would ever be kids for Brad and Toni – Greg is not all that into children. He prefers older kids. Hopefully the new granddaughter he has will provide good materials for him to draw the young children into his strips.
ShagsCA about 13 years ago
Her tongue is wagging faster than a hound dog’s tail in a meat market.
Talker123 about 13 years ago
A slow fade to black.
DaJellyBelly about 13 years ago
Blah, blah, blah, blah – To use a real old expression, "When Tiffany was a kid she was vaccinated with a phonograph needle! I love as how while Quill’s putting in the ear plugs. Tiffany’s speech balloons get lighter and distorted!
pbusch about 13 years ago
While it is possible that Quill and Tiffany can coincidentally book the same flight, it strains creduility that she could know what seat he is in. He does not look forthcoming with information. Greg should have had Quill react immediately to this statement by her. He should have been angry and concerned about this serious privacy breach, either by the airline, or the possibility that Tiffany breached the security of the airline’s personal information. Either is illegal.
Chuck373 about 13 years ago
I think Quill can stop any of Tiff’s advances by a little display of affection with Luann at the airport prior to leaving. After all, he won’t be able to kiss her on New Years Eve.
pumpman19 about 13 years ago
Put those seat belts on, kids !!
imbaldeagle about 13 years ago
yada yada yada ad nauseum.
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Well played, Quill—very resourceful to have a set of earplugs handy, as Luann has noticed! Let Tiffany babble on, all cocooned within herSELF!
ToetagProductions about 13 years ago
OK I know its just a comic but does anyone besides me think that Tiffany is a dog compared to LuAnn? I mean yuck. She is ugly inside and out.
Rockabore about 13 years ago
I kinda wish that they’d replace her dialogue with “Are we there yet” repeated. XD I do find it terribly unsafe that they aren’t wearing their seat belts.
VISEP about 13 years ago
Tiffany is a legend in her own mind….what there is of it…..
px eliezer about 13 years ago
A cop is going to pull them over becasuse no one is wearing their seat/shoulder belts!
Aside from that, very nice Greg.
trinsghost about 13 years ago
You know what would shut Tiffany up, Quill? Give Luann an appreciative, lingering kiss and hug when you part ways with her at the airport.
TORAD_07 about 13 years ago
I love the fading type font in the third panel, indicating the success of Quill’s earplugs. And yeah, where are those shoulder straps???
flyersnut27 Premium Member about 13 years ago
Should be wearing seatbelts! And Tiff should be in a seat, not in the middle blocking Luann’s view…
The Old Wolf about 13 years ago
@Robert Button: No. No, I’m pretty certain no one else here thinks that. At all.
Mordock999 about 13 years ago
E-GAD!!
Have to LISTEN to hours and hours of MINDLESS DRIVEL!
Now I don’t LIKE nor TRUST this Quill Guy, but even He deserves BETTER than THAT!
Now Elwood on the other hand…,
sharklungs about 13 years ago
I Wanna Talk About Me – Toby Keith
Doctor11 about 13 years ago
I loved the way Luann smiled when she saw Quill put the earplugs in.
TheDOCTOR about 13 years ago
Oh Yes. Luann, Quill deserves your Very Best “GoodBye Kiss” when you get him to the Airport.
Airman about 13 years ago
And when they say goodbye at the airport, I’d like to see Greg use the same fading technique on Tiffany, herself.
rleroygordon about 13 years ago
How many hours in the air next to this self-absorbed airhead? Hey, it’s his fault. He had enough time to call the airline and either change his seat assignment OR his flight (I don’t know if they’d charge him an additional $100 to do the work—but we ARE talking “airline” here)
marvee about 13 years ago
Tiff will have to check all that luggage of hers. Quill won’t, giving him and Luann time for a long goodbye.
Dragongirl2319 about 13 years ago
Quill is so awesome. Although I feel really sorry for Luann. She has to sit there and listen to Tiffany gloating for about an hour.
eocene82 about 13 years ago
Gosh, that evil Tiffany. She’s excited that she gets to go to LA for the first time to be on a movie set, and she’s excited she’s going with someone who she thinks is her friend (but who really is just leading her on and being passive aggressive instead of just telling her he doesn’t want to spend time with her). How… uh..awful of Tiffany, I guess? That’s what we’re supposed to think, right?
burleigh2 about 13 years ago
Smart man!! ;-)
Dragoncat about 13 years ago
Earplugs… What a wonderful way to say “AH, SHADDUP!”
Fan o’ Lio. about 13 years ago
How is Tiff’s luggage getting to the airport?
Popeyesforearm about 13 years ago
got a spare pair?
alyeska39mfr about 13 years ago
I have literally done this. >.>
kennfong Premium Member about 13 years ago
The only thing I don’t like about this strip is Greg writes all his characters to be pushovers. After all the mean-spirited and obnoxious behavior, Luann still gives Tiffany a ride to the airport. It’s hard to watch characters we like get abused all the time.
roderickyoung about 13 years ago
Luann will have a happy Christmas, knowing that nothing will happen on the plane or in LA. You can tell from the eye sex that she and Quill are making at each other.
hippogriff about 13 years ago
I think the idiots at the Dalla Snooze re-inked the last frame balloon, I didn’t see the fogged text until seeing it here. I even went back and checked the paper and while slightly less distinct than the rest of the strip, it wasn’t significantly worse than their usual printing to see the gag.
chris_weaver about 13 years ago
Quill’s fascination with Tiffany’s blather seems to have run out!
A.Ficionada about 13 years ago
Not sure if there are any Seinfeld fans out there, but I just can’t help think of the “I’m not driving him to the airport!” line, on an episode re: Keith Hernandez.
ZacBSM about 13 years ago
Really? And deaf people can’t drive because it is illegal seeing that they can’t hear?
vldazzle about 13 years ago
I hope Quill gives her a very demostrative kiss at the airport (even a dip, maybe) and keeps the earplugs in the whole flight. Even with all that, Tiff won’t get a clue.
lindz.coop Premium Member about 13 years ago
Gonna need those on that long flight to LA. Why did Luann agree to even let Tiffany in the car?
kmf65 about 13 years ago
Is it me, or…where are the parents of these “teens”? A (possibly minor) girl flying to L.A. by herself and having classmates drive her to the airport??
mojitobaby about 13 years ago
It’s only illegal for the driver to wear a headset or earbuds – at least in CA..@ ZacBSM
It is illegal for people who aren’t hearing impaired to obstruct their hearing by wearing phones or buds, but while it’s partially about not being able to hear emergency sirens, it’s mostly about not limiting your auditory input to a single – and potentially distracting – source. Obviously the deaf don’t have ta problem with that sort of distraction.
ZacBSM about 13 years ago
Sorry, but I have to tell you that you are mistaken. Your EYES are what you need to be aware of your surroundings, to use your rearview mirrors, to be alert. I have several members in the family who are deaf and they are far better drivers than the non-deaf members of the family who depends on hearing to “hear” the said sirens, railroads,etc, simply because they were inattentive and did not use their “ears.” Railroads??? They cross the crossings with bars and there are railroad lights. Sirens? They are flashing bright blue and red lights. Easy to see. Ambulance? Big bright white flashing lights as well as the firetrucks’ big red vehicular body. It is not the hearing that makes you a better or safer driver. It is how you use your EYES. Ask any insurance company. Ask any police.
RonBerg13 Premium Member about 13 years ago
Ear plugs are needed because Tiff is up at an extremely high altitude right now.
Aladar30 Premium Member about 6 years ago
Clever guy.