Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 08, 2012
Transcript:
Ann: "I think you'd enjoy our new Weeniewagon. It's only $5.99-" Customer: "No. Just a soda to go" Ann: "Why can't I up-sell the way you can?" TJ: "Because I'm breezy and smooth. You're all stiff and tense. You gotta loosen up" Ann: "And I suppose you want to teach me to "loosen up" TJ: "Ann, I don't teach, and you couldn't learn"
bikenboatn over 12 years ago
Owww!
ZacBSM over 12 years ago
Nothing new – sexual innuendo from Ann. TJ aint biting.
Ron Dunn Premium Member over 12 years ago
SNAP!!!!!! Good one TJ
DaJellyBelly over 12 years ago
Zinggggggggggg !! In others words TJ’s saying she could never be in his class of conniving!
SideshowStarlet over 12 years ago
When I read the second panel, I thought TJ and Ann were gonna finally form that unholy alliance and finally find out that they’re long-lost half-siblings, children of the legendary mob-boss Don Pablo, who, it was rumored, hid most of his loot in an innocuous-looking WeenieWorld in a small town.
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Instead, it was TJ PWNing Ann once again. That’s awesome too.
SideshowStarlet over 12 years ago
Next strip: Ann attempts to “loosen-up” without TJ’s help. Hoooo, mama
Airman over 12 years ago
New item on menu: re-hash.
barbarasbrute over 12 years ago
I sure wish this column had a “like” button to click. These were all awesome.
homfencing over 12 years ago
Attack, Ann/Parry-riposte, TJ….touch to TJ
brewingbiker over 12 years ago
Man even >I< felt that one!
fruegade over 12 years ago
Maybe AE is learning a lesson after all? (maybe not)Lesson 1, book 1 for boss-class 1:Be a leader, stick to your administration etc, and employ people who can do THEIR job better than you could, Lesson 2: – AND appreciate the work they doLOL
Ottodesu over 12 years ago
She can’t loosen up.She has no choice but to keep those shoulders pulled back as much as possible.Not that hardly anyone seems to have noticed.
rusty gate over 12 years ago
By her pose and ‘innuendo’ in p. 3, Ann is trying to clumsily seduce TJ, but he’s just not into her. Maybe she’d have more luck with the guy who just bought a soda.
DockoftheBay over 12 years ago
Why shouldn’t TJ hook up and get hot and heavy. He’s obviously hetero and Ann is sexy.
SoItBegins~ over 12 years ago
A challenge!
Purple Morpho 2015 over 12 years ago
Smart move… Good one TJ…
mojitobaby over 12 years ago
Scared? No way. A man who’s terrified of women wouldn’t be able to have Ann under his thumb, to the point of grovelling. Gunther wouldn’t be able to pull that off, even at twice TJ’s age. Rather than terrified, I’d say TJ mistrusts deceitful women like Ann and Tiffany and keeps them at arm’s length. .He displays the same grin to everyone – so is he “scared sh!tless” of Brad and Frank, as well? .He’s contemptuous of Ann and isn’t interested in her physically – he finds her about as hot as Rosa finds Leslie Knox to be a stud. Does that mean Rosa doesn’t like boys? He felt the same way about Tiffany – she was also blackmailing him at the time. To assume that’s how he feels toward all women who aren’t attempting to manipulate or control him is a mistake. .We know TJ’s father is in the wind and did jail time. We don’t know what his attitude toward women was, nor how TJ felt about him. Some men whose fathers will nail anything that stands still long enough, like Tiger Woods, go and do likewise because that’s how they’ve been taught. And some develop a sense of discrimination, simply because their old man never had the taste or sense to do so and they don’t wish to be like him..TJ has no problem responding to either Nancy or Toni, which is not a reaction that a “scared” man would – or could – have.
mojitobaby over 12 years ago
You’re quite wrong – Greg has developed his character so that we’ve learned more about his past. Nancy and Frank, who used to distrust him and thought he was a bad influence on Brad, have now accepted him as a member of the family. Like Brad’s evolution from an egg-headed Sofa King troglodyte, TJ’s come a long way from ripping off firemen – and if you recall, he tried to shut that scam down, but was prevented from doing that by Tiffany. .Nowadays his schemes are either harmless or utilized as much-deserved payback. FYI, the results are not the same, since all women are not as manipulating or bullying as Ann and Tiffany. Whether Greg will come up with a love interest for TJ will remain to be seen, but because he isn’t paired off with anyone isn’t any more signficant than Bernice not being paired off with anyone. His character is peripheral to Brad’s in the same way Bernice is peripheral to Luann’s..If you find Ann hot, that’s nice – it may come as a shock to you, but not all men like the same type of women, and if one rejects a female you happen to find “hot” that doesn’t mean he’s terrified of her, any more than a woman who rejects your advances must be a lesbian. As far as the rest of the scenario you’ve just concocted – you’re writing your own comic. And as I’ve said before, please don’t give up your day job.
Mordock999 over 12 years ago
Aaaaaaaaaa-MEN, Leviticus!!!
I’m GLADtso See that Someone Else SEES this Parasite for what He IS: A Two-Bit Con-Artist that is ALL Talk.
His Greatest “Gift”, and I use THAT word CHARTIABILITY, to TALK others into doing his dirty work.
And when His STUPID, IGNORANT, ASENINE, ideas Invariably FAIL, He will LEAVE others “holding the bag” with a HEARTY “Gotta Run”! (Ask Tiffany)
Instead of trying to be More LIKE This Grinning Jackanape, You MIGHT wanna CHECK the Cash Register Receipts.
You may Find Yourself a couple of THOUSAND Bucks SHORT!!!
RANT OVER!!!
DayoftheDead over 12 years ago
I think TJ’s mission is to bring Ann down. But i have to say I think some of these male customers are Gay. If Ann were in the real world wearing a tight blouse with big breasts, she could up sell a heck of a way better than a TJ could with the men.
johnjohn4321 over 12 years ago
I’ll go with the theory she needs a good spanking.
imbaldeagle over 12 years ago
Most people can “smell” conceited, manipulative, false-seductive activity when they see it [unless they choose not to]. These two both exhibit that and the wise person shies away. I don’t think the opposite sex will let down their guard to be vulnerable for a true relationship – because they are right to be suspicious. They may make a good acquaintance [for fun] but not a friend. You won’t find either, or Tiffany, in a committed relationship.
smiling4Him over 12 years ago
Way to go TJ!
chicken 33 over 12 years ago
She’s too loose for TJ.
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
TJ’s problem is not just with women. He has a fear of commitment and that’s why he dropped out of firefighting school. TJ may be An Eyeful’s pet project as much as she is his.
mojitobaby over 12 years ago
Greg hasn’t given TJ any romantic interests – so why assume the reason he’s not with anyone is out of fear – or even more ludicrously, love of Brad? Gimme a break. What always motivated him in his get-rich-quick scams was the money – which, if he had to survive by his wits and charm prior to finally being accepted by the DeGroots, would probably have been more important to him than developing any romantic connections. .You need to reread that arc again because you’re indulging in revisionist history. TJ didn’t “bomb” with Tiffany – more like the other way ‘round. He cut out Luann and took her on as a partner, yet made it very clear she couldn’t wheedle or manipulate him, and when she couldn’t get her way she realized she’d met her match. She wasn’t particularly interested in him, either! They were both equally unscrupulous, and it was only by threatening to tell on him that she got the upper hand – and paid dearly for it, because she lost her C of C crown. TJ paid back the money and skated – natch..But look at the difference between his gloating grin back then – and how he looked yesterday when Ann praised him. It’s not the same guy.
sacqueboutier over 12 years ago
SMACKDOWN! Love it.
Doctor11 over 12 years ago
TJ: 1,000 Ann: 0!!!!!!!!! :)
Rakkav over 12 years ago
Two different kinds of con artists… neither could imitate the other if they tried.
Demingsboy over 12 years ago
My wife had an interesting thought. We know TJ has lots of money and nobody knows where it comes from. WHAT IF TJ actually is the unknown owner of the Weenie World franchise? Theat right there would be funny.
posterblue over 12 years ago
Ann is going to get a boyfriend (maybe a fake one) either to make TJ jealous or he will actually find himself jealous.
mojitobaby over 12 years ago
Obvious troll is obvious.
tigre1 over 12 years ago
She could be done, but not undone. And whatever you did to make her feel good she’d remember and use as blackmail. After, of course.
poyer4230 over 12 years ago
BAM!!!
Brown Leghorn over 12 years ago
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
OK what we’re all waiting for:
rasalom over 12 years ago
time to send in sexual harrassment panda
stimwink1 over 12 years ago
I hate to bring this up but I see a budding relationship here. Actually could be fun for the one liners :)
Kydex29 over 12 years ago
You know, I’m not sure TJ’s master plan involves Ann’s complete ruination. She’s a person, too, and this blow to her ego, coming from someone who doesn’t hate her, might just prove the catalyst for a bit of much-needed self-examination.
legionbuck43 over 12 years ago
TJ’s just baited the hook…but WE won’t see the " lesson" that happens at the motel room.
SABRSteve over 12 years ago
opposites attract?
Callie Ray over 12 years ago
Right back at you, Ann! Tell her, T.J.!
The Old Wolf over 12 years ago
Oh snap. Well said, TJ.
ewalnut over 12 years ago
Dream on, Ann.
jeffchow88 over 12 years ago
Ann’s next comment will be, “I can so learn. Teach me.”
Airman over 12 years ago
Don’t know much about Ann’s back story, or why she’s so mean, but she’s too hot to be a lesbian and if the right guy lights her fire, the explosion will be measured in mega-tons.
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
Could you make this with the red dress gone?Ha, you’re trying to get me in trouble, aren’t you.
Fan o’ Lio. over 12 years ago
Would someone please post the date Ann first appeared on the scene?
Chuck373 over 12 years ago
I don’t think TJ sees the possibilities here. Either he is so focused on the original idea of driving Ann bonkers, or he is seeing if he can get Ann to ask for his “loosening up”. Either way, I’d still like to see what could be this strips hottest couple.
kenhense over 12 years ago
It IS time for Ann to come up with a surprise.
xmudman over 12 years ago
One thing to consider is that Ann has something at stake with every purchase, namely that better sales numbers make her look good. That’s why managers in every kind of retail business always try to get the employees to upsell, e.g. “do you want fries with that?”. TJ upsells for fun, or else he’s the real “Undercover Boss” of WeenieWorld…
Fusnr over 12 years ago
A lot of early birds last night or late owls
da11a5 over 12 years ago
with a Hot manager like Ann, i’b Buy what she’s Selling!
da11a5 over 12 years ago
meant “i’d…”….sorry….can’t focus when Ann is around =]
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
Man, I’d get kicked off GoComics with the comeback I have so never mind.
chipperson over 12 years ago
what does he think he is a teacher or sumptin
chipperson over 12 years ago
why would you need a weeniewagon? just tuck it in your pants like everyone else or sumptin
chipperson over 12 years ago
why does ann want to loosen up – what is she a pair of pants or sumptin
wiselad over 12 years ago
I don’t want Ann to “loosen up”, either she becomes a seductress that leads a lot of humans to perdition, or she becomes an actual good girl, and poor Ox falls in love with her
carlewright over 12 years ago
Go for it TJ
Spode over 12 years ago
Lord help me. I read a comic and I am driven to go fix up a hotdog.
Harman Toshiba over 12 years ago
TJ’s thinking: “… and don’t point those things at me.”
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member over 12 years ago
Do or do not, there is no try.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
TJ has undercut what Annie thought was her clever, and innuendo-laden, retort. She shouldn’t try to fence against a Master.
Cofyjunky over 12 years ago
Slam AND Burn! lol!
Bucinka over 12 years ago
Or, maybe people just don’t want to buy food from a coconut,
melmarsh9v over 12 years ago
I am not an amateur psychoanalyst, but I do perceive a possibility that either TJ has unbelievably high notions about what woman would be good enough for him, or else he is all talking & acting, but scared to death about being rejected by a female. Anyway, as other readers have suggested— wild sexual activity is out of place in this mainstream comic strip…
finnygirl Premium Member over 12 years ago
SwimsWithSharks, Bravo!
vldazzle over 12 years ago
I love that last speach bubble.
LiviaBay over 12 years ago
Nice comeback TJ
rleroygordon over 12 years ago
Sigh. Amateur psychologists.
No, TJ is not a loser who can’t form commitments. Ann’s comment is simply sexual harrassment, and TJ’s come-back is a not-so-subtle put-down; “Sorry, honey, I ain’t interested, and you might want to back off.” I suspect that if she keeps going with this line of attack, she might find out just how much power she DOESN’T have.
I’m surprised no one’s said, “Oh, he must be gay!”