Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for February 19, 2013
Transcript:
Crystal: "Lemme guess. You're bugged by Luann and Quill's" Tiffany: "Million-mile "Relationship"? please" Tiffany: "Skyping isn't romance. Their little long-distance thing will get old real fast. I have a plan that'll put Quill right where I want him" Tiffany: "Someplace where no one but me can find him" Crystal: "Your purse?"
The Old Wolf over 11 years ago
By the dessicated skull of Mogg’s grandfather, Tiffany. Why don’t you go do the captain of the football team or something, instead of always trying to rustle what Luann has?
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
Great poetry, Lev! Yours?
seyleigh over 11 years ago
Tiff is going to be a foreign exchange student isn’t she? Poor Ozzies.
pseudomao over 11 years ago
Snazzy bit of verse, there.
Mordock999 over 11 years ago
Oh GOOD.
The “Old” Tiffany is Back! Some of Us have Missed You.
You have My Full support on kinda getting RID of Mr. Ozball.
And if Your “Plan” calls for SMASHING Luann’s Laptop and Cell Phone into to a GAZILLION pieces, then I’ll Gladly DONATE the Hammer!
margaretannehill over 11 years ago
What’s going on here? Bunch of hateful goons! Luann and Quill are darlings. Go hate someone else.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
“instead of always trying to rustle what Luann has?”
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Luann always seems to rustle someone else’s guy. Instead of “Luann”, perhaps they could call the strip, “The Rustlers of Pittsville.” The girl’s sports team could be “The Pittsville Rustlers.” Luann and Tiff could be co – captains of the rustling team. Take – Away: two points…^^Great comment, love it!
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
TIFFANY HAS A SECRET, CLICK THE LINK TO SEE!!!
Click here to see Tiff’s secret
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Apparently, she’s going to kidnap Quill, and bury him with Jimmy Hoffa :P
kauri44 over 11 years ago
Half of Tiff’s conversation reminded me of the all the posts here negating his relationship with Luann. As for her plan, my theory is that it will have something to do with both of their connections in Los Angeles.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
That’s not a cape, that’s stainless steel hair! XD
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Too late. We already found Jimmy Hoffa when we rototilled the back yard several years ago.^^Man, he must have been pissed off at you for THAT, those blades hurt!
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Tiff still can’t see that Quill despises her, what a ditz!
kenhense over 11 years ago
Well a good arc coming. Tiffany will generate some much needed interest in the Luann/Quill saga. Of course Quill is not going to prefer Tiffany – no matter where she is – however Tiff may provide complications where they’re least needed.
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
I wonder if Crystal will ever grow a conscience and tell Tiffany where to get off with her (Tiff’s) rotten scheming.
trspence over 11 years ago
Tif’s schemes always work out so well. This will probably be moderately amusing.
Gerry Lee over 11 years ago
Oh wow Tiffany…you still love Quill? Your feelings run so deep! I remember when you wept over him…. Good luck Tiffany!
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Nice zinger, Crystal. Very droll. Too bad it’s wasted on Tiffany, whose nefarious plan (whatever it may be) seems preordained to fail….
sarge112751 over 11 years ago
If the “age-thing” wasn’t an issue with it, I’d say – judging by Tiff’s “purse” – I know where Jimmy Hoffa is !
23035387 over 11 years ago
so now we know what she wants tiff this scheme isnt going to work
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
why are ladies’ purses huge? like, duffel bag huge?
insipient1 over 11 years ago
That’s not a purse, it’s a changing station with eye shadow!
DaJellyBelly over 11 years ago
Tiffany botches up everything she plans or does. This will be no different.
dieseldude over 11 years ago
You’re all wrong Tiff is just doing what she always does, just being the TIFF…….
Jaymi Cee Premium Member over 11 years ago
Is there some reason in the way back years of the strip that explains why Tiffany is obsessed with making Luann unhappy? I don’t get her at all.
dieseldude over 11 years ago
sounds like Edgar Allan Poe
Bandera_Ken over 11 years ago
Tif is so stupid she will end up an exchange student in Austria.
ILikeMeSomeComics over 11 years ago
Tiffy has entered “Creepy Stalker” mode.
vldazzle over 11 years ago
It doesn’t get old ;-D
Dconskjk over 11 years ago
Oh, cool. I kinda got my wish from yesterday.
Simon_Jester over 11 years ago
A few of Tiffany’s other ‘brilliant plans’
Took pictures of Luann in her underwear with her cell phone-cam.
That ended up with Tiff getting booted off the cheerleading squad
Took over Luann’s reading corner, and tried to give beauty tips to the girls
Ended up with Tiffany storming out of the library in a huff.
The Meals-For-Firefighters scam she got into with TJ
Cost Tiffany her Miss Chamber of Commerce Title
The whopper Tiff told about how she and Quill were going to have a ‘special farewell’ together.
Not knowing that Quill was ALREADY on his way back to Australia.
Somehow, I get the feeling that Luann doesn’t have all that much to worry about.
TrickiWoo over 11 years ago
Oooh, she’s gonna swipe Luann’s computer.
Rockyhammock over 11 years ago
There once was a girl from Nantucket………..
eheroking over 11 years ago
Let Quill Out, he’ll suffocate!
imbaldeagle over 11 years ago
Tiff wants Quill in her heart. Nobody can find him there.
otahans over 11 years ago
I want “Weenie World”!!
Ppyfss over 11 years ago
Mikeyj Why do you hate Quill so vehemently? What has he done that makes you “hate” him? Hate is such a strong word and I don’t understand.
beachlvr Premium Member over 11 years ago
Crystal deserves better than Tiffany. on the other hand, since she hangs around with her, she is sort of guilty by default in being sleazy too.
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
Brdshtt beat me to it, Lev. You should shop that poem around—it’s fine work. Let me see if I can dig anything up for you.
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
http://www.writersdigest.com/competitions/writers-digest-annual-competition?et_mid=602268&rid=25142641
Lev, this is the link to the 82nd Annual Writer’s Digest Writing Competition. Very reputable, gives cash prizes. Early bird deadline’s May 6, 2013. Fees are $15 for first poem submitted, $10 for each additional poem submitted in the same transaction. After the early bird deadline, the fees are $20 for first poem, $15 for each additional poem in same transaction. (Other forms of writing can be submitted, with whatever fees, but I’m just citing poetry here for Lev.) If you decide to enter, I wish you the best of luck! :-D
buccaneer8 over 11 years ago
So this really brings out all of the diverging camps? A good strip or story would always do that (as oppose to be boring and ignored). Since I despise Tiffany more than anyone in luannverse or in comics generally, I have to join a haters group myself. But I wrestle with whether the complete elimination of Tiffany would be a good thing or bad. I don’t mind luann having a foil but why does it have to be someone like Tiffany?? For the record, I really like luann and quill or luann and anyone except the awful Gunther (which I guess everyone forgot that we purposely voted against).
buccaneer8 over 11 years ago
I don’t know if crystal has many friends. She seems to want to keep an arm’s length of everyone, daring to be different and not fit in. I guess there has to be a companion to Tiffany otherwise the strip would show her talking to herself since no one else is willing nor should listen to her.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 11 years ago
Tiff says to Quill, “my right leg’s Christmas, my left leg’s New Years, come up and see me between the holidays.”
Lamberger over 11 years ago
(…) If you want any more/You can sing it yourself/ Sing it yourself/Sing it yourself.//If you want any more/You can sing it yourself. Way high up!// (from Old Grumbler)
Doctor11 over 11 years ago
HOW did that fit in her locker?!
AmyGrantfan51774 over 11 years ago
hope Tiffany isn’t going to ruin the relationship between Luann and Quill even if it is far away
mechaman over 11 years ago
Just when I think there’s something admirable about her ..
ACTIVIST1234 over 11 years ago
The only unrealistic thing about this strip is that Crystal and Tiff are still hanging together, and Luann is still hanging with Delta & Bernice.*My experience in both high school & college is that when a girl got a guy, they both basically ditched their friends.*Like D&B are always bored with new of Cutie Quill.