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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 26, 2014
July 25, 2014
July 27, 2014
Transcript:
Luann: "...And it turns out I have a talent for stage design! I know exactly where everything should go!"
Mom: "Huh."
Luann: "Did I hear a little sarcasm in your "huh"?"
Mom: "A little? I'll try again"
Mom: "HUH!"
Oh, thereâs âLorrraine, Againnâ! Sheâs always walking herself into her own punch lines. Sort of automatic, I guessâŠ. â Maybe you can âsnatch this one out of the fireâ, by explaining that âDoctors donât operate on themselves, you know!ââŠ.
" Room For Improvement"âThe Madness To Her MethodââAll The Worldâs A Stage⊠And A Petri Dishâ (â«)âOur Mess⊠In The Middle Of The Roomâ (â«)âPickinâ Up The Piecesâ (â«)âWhat A Fine Mess Youâve Gotten Yourself IntoâŠââKookie, Kookie, I Canât Find My Combâ (â«)orâLittle Mary Had A Lamb In Here, SomewhereâŠâ
Yeah, a theater talent is magicked up out of thin air for our Lorraine, so (probably) she can get a scholarship to go to Mooney Uni. Iâm sorry, this smacks of poorly written fanlit. Greg, Karen, you should never, ever make professionals (Ms. Manezone) or other talented characters (Quill) look stupid at their own work just to make another character (Luann) shine.
Luann will not be given a scholarship to Moony. Why would Mrs. Manezon give a scholarship to someone who has spent the last week trying to show that sheâs so incompetent at her profession that an untrained amateur can do it better?
A quick âHiâ and âByeâ!!! BB later on in the day!-âââââââââââââââââââThere never was a good war, or a bad peace.â(Benjamin Franklin, 1706-1790âŠin a letter to Quincy, 11 Sept., 1783)
What all this tells us is that Luann has an eye. Thatâs not the same as âorganized.â. Iâm sure many fine artists are not organized with their stuff at home.
Once, I did a favor for a girl (that I was crazy about) and along with myself and another friend we helped her clean an older gentlemanâs house from top to bottom after he had passed away. She was promised money) from the surviving caretakers for doing it (and another friend of ours was going to be moving into the house), and we got recruited to help her. â Youâd be surprised at the gunk and the disorder that we faced. Seventeen to twenty trash bags full of stuff (and not filled with feathers, I can assure you!) that I had to move from topmost floor to bottom. Before we could remove the gunk that was also deposited in places, we had to organize and straighten up and separate what was trash and what was going to be taken by the family/caretakers. Nothing was in itâs right place. â Once we were able to move all the accumulated materials (clothes, books, etc.) and then organize it into what was going where, then we had the task of scrubbing and cleaning the house. â âA little chaosâ is okay, but the thing is, if one doesnât âget a handleâ on their stuff, somebody, somewhere down the line will be the ones doing it, insteadâŠ. it saves a lot of time and energy by finding some kind of effective method. Whatever works. Different strokes for different folks. But not getting into the habit of some sort of organization sooner, will meet up with you (or somebody else) somewhere down the lineâŠ.
No kidding, sheâs skeptical, and Iâd rather she didnât roll her eyes. Fact: creative people can have messy homes. I know, because Iâve seen some cases of it myself.
Okay, itâs an easy joke/sarcastic remark, Nancy. But in fact there is no nexus between Luannâs messiness in her own bedroom and her new-found ability to organize a theatrical setâŠ. Encourage your daughter!
There are plenty of people who are at âgeniusâ level when it comes to their professional or âexternal socialâ lives, but absolutely blow it in their personal/private lives⊠I gather due to the emotions that kick in. People can look at situations outside their own person as ârational, logical and clinicalâ but once it turns personal & emotional, âlogical & clinicalâ fly right out the door. Iâm thinking this is the case with Luann and her incredible skill with stage design/organization vs. her room. I know I have a bunch to do before I ever sell my place. But Iâll consider it a right of passage. Hopefully, not âmine,â just yet⊠:-)
Thatâs a lot neater than my teenaged daughterâs room. In Luannâs room you can see the floor, there is a path to the bed and the bed is mostly made up.
But, of course, Iâm lyingâŠ!â^Ha ha! Leave it to you!!!âŠ. â Of course, though, it could be said itâs not fun⊠compared to finding $20 , that is!!!
Does anyone here want to venture a guess as to what story will take place Monday? Without making any predictions, I will speculate that things will continue with Luann & Quill at Moony Drama Camp. But then again, we might get an update on Brad & Toniâs life, as they have not been featured for quite a while. Iâd like to see what Bernice is up to this summer. There is a remote possibility of some scenes with Gunther & Rosa in Peru, although I doubt that will happen for at least a few months. Other than that, it would be rather pointless to dwell upon any written-out characters. Possibly, as a change of pace, there could be a situation involving Frank & Nancy! Maybe there could be a âside tripâ showing some incident from Tiffanyâs charming little life. I donât knowâŠ
And might I add that it showed them graciously handing out signed copies of some strips (recent and classic) and were also taking pics with fans⊠and were shown interacting with themâŠ.
This stripâs movinâ a bit slow since the tribe finished HS. Throw something exciting into the mix. But, theyâll all be starting college soon. After all, itâs the end of July , and already Iâve seen the back-to-school ads on TV. Feh !!
If itâs on the floor, it canât fall any lower.Ever seen an artist studio?Often, they look like a major traffic accident!That old guy, mentioned above, may have inherited stuff from many relatives, who were hoarding similar stuff. He was the end recipient, and the âTsunamiâ may have overwhelmed him.My place is like that, and I live 3000 miles away!That room is hers to live in, and she probably knows where everything is located, even tho it looks messy.Howâs your room, Mom?
I really hope Luann realizes that âknowing where everything should goâ is the least part of stage design. By far the biggest part of the job is designing those things, in the first place. Weâve seen no evidence that she is skilled at design.
Come on now, LuannâŠyouâve graduated from high school and are about to embark on your college education at the Community College! Its time you cleaned up your messy room And your messy life! ;)
Just dropping in to read todayâs postsâŠdid a Lot of cleaning today and also watered my roses. BB later on Sunday afternoon! âNite all!-âââââââââââââââââââââââWhat is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not been discovered.â (Ralph Waldo Emerson, 1803-1882)
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Oh, thereâs âLorrraine, Againnâ! Sheâs always walking herself into her own punch lines. Sort of automatic, I guessâŠ. â Maybe you can âsnatch this one out of the fireâ, by explaining that âDoctors donât operate on themselves, you know!ââŠ.
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
Organizationally challenged in her own bedroom Luann Degroot is.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
" Room For Improvement"âThe Madness To Her MethodââAll The Worldâs A Stage⊠And A Petri Dishâ (â«)âOur Mess⊠In The Middle Of The Roomâ (â«)âPickinâ Up The Piecesâ (â«)âWhat A Fine Mess Youâve Gotten Yourself IntoâŠââKookie, Kookie, I Canât Find My Combâ (â«)orâLittle Mary Had A Lamb In Here, SomewhereâŠâ
cdemattos over 10 years ago
Maybe if she put on a play in her room, it would actually get tidyâŠ, or maybe if she thought Quill was coming over.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Luann, your room looks like Shipoopi.
seyleigh over 10 years ago
At least she found something sheâs good at, and is practicing her talent. Plus, itâs way more fun than cleaning her room.
overtherainbow over 10 years ago
Yeah, a theater talent is magicked up out of thin air for our Lorraine, so (probably) she can get a scholarship to go to Mooney Uni. Iâm sorry, this smacks of poorly written fanlit. Greg, Karen, you should never, ever make professionals (Ms. Manezone) or other talented characters (Quill) look stupid at their own work just to make another character (Luann) shine.
watmiwori over 10 years ago
Lu knows where all her stuff should go. She just doesnât bother toput it there.
Phatts over 10 years ago
just because she knows where everything is supposed to go doesnât mean sheâs gonna put it there
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Luann will not be given a scholarship to Moony. Why would Mrs. Manezon give a scholarship to someone who has spent the last week trying to show that sheâs so incompetent at her profession that an untrained amateur can do it better?
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
A quick âHiâ and âByeâ!!! BB later on in the day!-âââââââââââââââââââThere never was a good war, or a bad peace.â(Benjamin Franklin, 1706-1790âŠin a letter to Quincy, 11 Sept., 1783)
melmarsh9v over 10 years ago
Ah, split personality! âLorraineâ is as well-organized as Luann is sloppy and messyâŠ
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Maybe call in a Caterpillar or a Bobcat, while youâre at itâŠ.
kenhense over 10 years ago
What all this tells us is that Luann has an eye. Thatâs not the same as âorganized.â. Iâm sure many fine artists are not organized with their stuff at home.
ImaginaryGIrl over 10 years ago
I feel for Mrs. DeGroot. I wouldnât be able to concentrate either with all that mess around me!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
An âextremeâ example:
Once, I did a favor for a girl (that I was crazy about) and along with myself and another friend we helped her clean an older gentlemanâs house from top to bottom after he had passed away. She was promised money) from the surviving caretakers for doing it (and another friend of ours was going to be moving into the house), and we got recruited to help her. â Youâd be surprised at the gunk and the disorder that we faced. Seventeen to twenty trash bags full of stuff (and not filled with feathers, I can assure you!) that I had to move from topmost floor to bottom. Before we could remove the gunk that was also deposited in places, we had to organize and straighten up and separate what was trash and what was going to be taken by the family/caretakers. Nothing was in itâs right place. â Once we were able to move all the accumulated materials (clothes, books, etc.) and then organize it into what was going where, then we had the task of scrubbing and cleaning the house. â âA little chaosâ is okay, but the thing is, if one doesnât âget a handleâ on their stuff, somebody, somewhere down the line will be the ones doing it, insteadâŠ. it saves a lot of time and energy by finding some kind of effective method. Whatever works. Different strokes for different folks. But not getting into the habit of some sort of organization sooner, will meet up with you (or somebody else) somewhere down the lineâŠ.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
âTerex Titanâ^Aaah, yes! The worldâs largest haul truck, for a time.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Was that near where you had travel plans?
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Yeah⊠the truck probably doesnât even have a snack bar or a restroom⊠or a gift shopâŠ.
Caldonia over 10 years ago
No kidding, sheâs skeptical, and Iâd rather she didnât roll her eyes. Fact: creative people can have messy homes. I know, because Iâve seen some cases of it myself.
AKHenderson Premium Member over 10 years ago
Heh.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Hey. Someone SHOW Pretty Boy Luannâs Room. Might Make Him THINK Twice about âEvolvingâ This âRelationshipââŠ.,
Homeboy1865 over 10 years ago
Creative people are often the most messy people!
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Okay, itâs an easy joke/sarcastic remark, Nancy. But in fact there is no nexus between Luannâs messiness in her own bedroom and her new-found ability to organize a theatrical setâŠ. Encourage your daughter!
ossiningaling over 10 years ago
Itâs the old âThe Cobblerâs children go unshod.âIâve done some stage design and my office looks much like Luannâs room.
2Goldfish over 10 years ago
My own daughters grew out of the âmessy roomâ phase long before Luanne at her age.
TORAD_07 over 10 years ago
There are plenty of people who are at âgeniusâ level when it comes to their professional or âexternal socialâ lives, but absolutely blow it in their personal/private lives⊠I gather due to the emotions that kick in. People can look at situations outside their own person as ârational, logical and clinicalâ but once it turns personal & emotional, âlogical & clinicalâ fly right out the door. Iâm thinking this is the case with Luann and her incredible skill with stage design/organization vs. her room. I know I have a bunch to do before I ever sell my place. But Iâll consider it a right of passage. Hopefully, not âmine,â just yet⊠:-)
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 10 years ago
Just because you have a talent doesnât mean you use it.
. I MIGHT be a talented violinist, weâll never know until I pick one up. (Until then, we can just reasonably assume Iâm not)
Doctor Go over 10 years ago
I was going to tell this punchline yesterday.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 10 years ago
Youâre right, any flaws on the part of the children is the fault of the parent, back to Eve or Lucy.
locake over 10 years ago
Thatâs a lot neater than my teenaged daughterâs room. In Luannâs room you can see the floor, there is a path to the bed and the bed is mostly made up.
harkherp over 10 years ago
Panel 1, Mom looks like she hit thebottle early on!!
spiritoflionelhutzlives Premium Member over 10 years ago
We want Stripper Tiffany!âŠ
JayBluE over 10 years ago
âOkayâŠthatâs not fun.
But, of course, Iâm lyingâŠ!â^Ha ha! Leave it to you!!!âŠ. â Of course, though, it could be said itâs not fun⊠compared to finding $20 , that is!!!
melmarsh9v over 10 years ago
Does anyone here want to venture a guess as to what story will take place Monday? Without making any predictions, I will speculate that things will continue with Luann & Quill at Moony Drama Camp. But then again, we might get an update on Brad & Toniâs life, as they have not been featured for quite a while. Iâd like to see what Bernice is up to this summer. There is a remote possibility of some scenes with Gunther & Rosa in Peru, although I doubt that will happen for at least a few months. Other than that, it would be rather pointless to dwell upon any written-out characters. Possibly, as a change of pace, there could be a situation involving Frank & Nancy! Maybe there could be a âside tripâ showing some incident from Tiffanyâs charming little life. I donât knowâŠ
JayBluE over 10 years ago
And might I add that it showed them graciously handing out signed copies of some strips (recent and classic) and were also taking pics with fans⊠and were shown interacting with themâŠ.
spaced man spliff over 10 years ago
This stripâs movinâ a bit slow since the tribe finished HS. Throw something exciting into the mix. But, theyâll all be starting college soon. After all, itâs the end of July , and already Iâve seen the back-to-school ads on TV. Feh !!
melmarsh9v over 10 years ago
It will be interesting to find out which scenario you outlined will take place. Yesterday, I took âchampion predictorâ honorsâŠ
âChampion predictorâ honors never happen to meâ In fact, I am prepared to have none of my above scenarios take place!
Airman over 10 years ago
Time to drop the scatter brained, boy crazy, high school sophomore persona and clear your mind along with your room.
lindz.coop Premium Member over 10 years ago
And at the theater â somebody else will PUT it where it needs to go.
38lowell over 10 years ago
If itâs on the floor, it canât fall any lower.Ever seen an artist studio?Often, they look like a major traffic accident!That old guy, mentioned above, may have inherited stuff from many relatives, who were hoarding similar stuff. He was the end recipient, and the âTsunamiâ may have overwhelmed him.My place is like that, and I live 3000 miles away!That room is hers to live in, and she probably knows where everything is located, even tho it looks messy.Howâs your room, Mom?
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Or how about this: Would they really be that snarky in person then, or is it âjust for hereâ?
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
I really hope Luann realizes that âknowing where everything should goâ is the least part of stage design. By far the biggest part of the job is designing those things, in the first place. Weâve seen no evidence that she is skilled at design.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
In that case⊠(cue beep! beep!) â Now "backing away from the âdanger zoneââŠ.
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Come on now, LuannâŠyouâve graduated from high school and are about to embark on your college education at the Community College! Its time you cleaned up your messy room And your messy life! ;)
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Just dropping in to read todayâs postsâŠdid a Lot of cleaning today and also watered my roses. BB later on Sunday afternoon! âNite all!-âââââââââââââââââââââââWhat is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not been discovered.â (Ralph Waldo Emerson, 1803-1882)