Matt Bors for July 20, 2009

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Unaired Questioning From The Sotomayor Confirmation Hearings... Man: Judge Sotomayor, can you assure this body that your fragile female brain is capable of rational* thought? *Right-wing. Judge Sotomayor: We're not robots to listen to evidence and not have feelings. I - Senator: AHEM Senator: The guy in "Terminator: Salvation" didn't think HE was a robot... BUT HE WAS! He was. Man: GOOD POINT, Senator. Ms. Tacomayor, were you sent back in time by a Puerto Rican Skynet to crush the white male judiciary? A simple yes or no. Man #2: May I remind the racist elf from Alabama that his movie reference time has expired. Man #2: All attacks must now be phrased as dumbed-down baseball metaphors. Man #1: Duly noted. Man #2: Thank you, racist elf.