Matt Bors for September 12, 2013
Transcript:
How's Bombing Syria Going To Work Out? Tomahawk missiles unite sects into Jeffersonian democracy, Damascus hosts 2024 Olympics. GREAT! OK, so we have killed a few kids and a janitor - NOT A BIG DEAL. Al-Qaida fills power vacuum, is SO crazy. Terrorist: Death to croissants! Israel and Iran turn region into uninhabitable wasteland for 13 generations. WORLD WAR III President Barack Obama: Ooops.