Matt Bors for December 12, 2013
December 11, 2013
December 18, 2013
Transcript:
Corporations may soon have the "religious liberty" to impose their spiritual beliefs on us. HOBBY LOBBY Hobby Lobby: Buy your own birth control, you gross body-havers! Might not affect you - until you realize NETFLIX is an Orthodox Jew. Computer: No streaming on Sabbath. Man: Oppression. SPAGHETTIOs? Dude's a total Muslim fanatic just waiting for his moment. Spaghettio: Uh-oh! Sharia law! But who knows? Maybe a corporation will go all "Pope Francis" on us. Ronald McDonald: HEY KIDS! Unfettered capitalism is tyranny! Old Man: HAVE A SEAT, RONALD.
