Matt Bors for December 18, 2013
Transcript:
Important News Discussion News Anchor: Santa Claus, the jolly gift-giver. Is he white or black? Expert guy, weigh in. Expert Guy: Oh, he's white. Historically. Lives at 1234 North Pole Lane. As a fact. Expert Guy: Oh God! I'm black now! What is happening? News Anchor: That's correct. You're a fictional character so who even cares? Now you're white again and wearing elf clothes.