Matt Bors for January 12, 2015
Transcript:
Muhammad: Welcome to paradise, Jihadi dudes! Great job on all the killing! Terrorist #1: Yeah, we shoed those cartoonists and that nice Muslim police officer a thing or two! Terrorist #2: Wait, are we in - ? Muhammad: An obit cartoon with a drawing of Muhammad? 'fraid so. Terrorist #1: That's the worst thing EVER!! Terrorist #2: Kill everyone cuz I'M MAD. Muhammad: Chill out, guys. It's a pretty mediocre cartoon.