Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for August 07, 2022

America

Sounds like he walked off to look for America.

“Someone left the cake out in the rain and I’ll never have the recipe again.”

JUST SAY NO!!

What about Naomi?

I like Horsey sauce on my roast beef sandwich!

The horse had a name. He just never told the guy riding him what it was.

LOL! That’s one way to deter the bosses anger…..

Rodney spent the night at……….

On a dark desert highway

Cool wind in my hair

Warm smell of colitas

Rising up through the air

Up ahead in the distance

I saw shimmering light

My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim

I had to stop for the night

There she stood in the doorway

I heard the mission bell

And I was thinking to myself

This could be Heaven or this could be Hell

Then she lit up a candle

And she showed me the way

There were voices down the corridor

I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel California

Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)

Such a lovely face

Plenty of room at the Hotel California

Any time of year (any time of year)

You can find it here

At least he didn’t mention his Sister, Golden Hair; or traveling down Ventura Highway; or, and I’m thankful most of all for this, he didn’t describe Muskrat Love.