Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for March 20, 2025

In his Walter Mitty Fantasy, he’s only wearing chaps. And not wearing pants.

They have ‘special’ bars for that.

Be sure to wipe down the barstool when he leaves.

An actual Walter Mitty fantasy would have way more action than just fashion-quibbling.

Ed’s thinking , now I have to scrub that bar stool….

Hopefully he put down a towel before ha sat down.

TMI

♫ _"He’s back in the saddle, again…"♬

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Too cold today. Shrinkage.

Eww, not mine.

Chaps with no pants? I have actually seen that. In the Spring of 1995, while I was taking a vacation in Los Angeles and visiting friends, I went to the Gay Rodeo at the LA Equestrian Center. Vendors had booths set up outside the arena. I took some pictures with my regular film camera. After I came back to Tulsa, I had them developed at a One Hour Photo Store in the mall. When I picked up the pictures, the clerk in the store asked me about one of the pictures. It was a guy working at the leather goods booth and he didn’t have any pants on. But, he was wearing chaps. I told the clerk, “While the guy had a bare butt, his crotch was covered. He would have been in trouble for public nudity if he had been exposed in front.”

Chaps will chap!

I’ll take ‘things you can’t unsee’ for $1000, please.