Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for November 05, 2018

Our four new seasons in Oz will be named Floods, Drought, Bush Fires and Storms.

Time to create a new app. (This message is not intended to be taken seriously.)

Just “Welcome” would do.

My front door mat is good for all seasons. It reads “Come Back With A Warrant”.

Easy. Put ’em both out.

How about doldrums? Would be good through the election cycle

Only a completely uneducated millennial would not recognize that seasons are based on dates on a calendar and NOT that days weather in your particular part of the world.

Discussing it is a slippery slope.

Mine says “Go Away.”

Mine’s the face of a dog. Good anytime.

That’s pretty confused, since climate isn’t the same thing as weather.

Which one do you welcome? I welcome Spring.