When I was 37 and a half years old, I decided that I would get on a diet and exercise program to get back into shape. I figured if it took me 37.5 years to get out of shape, I would spend 37.5 years getting back into shape and reach my physical peak at age 75. Almost there.
When I hit 75, I’ll start drinking, chasing women, smoking and having unprotected sex. There is no point in worrying about long-term health effects then.
LookingGlass Premium Member over 3 years ago
Why?? And miss all that jocularity?!!
RAGs over 3 years ago
“Twisted is a shape.”
pschearer Premium Member over 3 years ago
Or, alternatively, just get bent.
sandpiper over 3 years ago
Oh, I don’t know. Give him some credit. Becoming a practiced curmudgeon takes a lot years of practice until one gets it right.
dflak over 3 years ago
When I was 37 and a half years old, I decided that I would get on a diet and exercise program to get back into shape. I figured if it took me 37.5 years to get out of shape, I would spend 37.5 years getting back into shape and reach my physical peak at age 75. Almost there.
When I hit 75, I’ll start drinking, chasing women, smoking and having unprotected sex. There is no point in worrying about long-term health effects then.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Once, on the way home, he tried praising the service given by the young saleswoman. That did not go well either. It’s a lose-lose situation.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
Dads don’t work that way.