Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for August 27, 2022

You’re not supposed to eat the fatbergs

Pandemic isolation gave it a chance to get a head start. (That’s my story and I’m sticking with it!)

It’s not even fall yet.

Mine too, and I’m blaming it on climate change!

Lose the wet towel and you’ll lose a couple pounds.

My weight used to fluxuate about 3 pounds winter to summer. Then I realized that in the winter I wore sweats on the scale; in the summer, shorts.

It’s leftover from the pandemic years…

I lost 30 pounds during the pandemic because at the same time I had neck fusion surgery from the front. Could not eat anything but soup and jello. Now I can eat almost everything I could before and the pounds are creeping back on.

Mine is migrating south. I think I need a manssiere.

It’s just more of you to love.

Not necessarily, it may be behind you as well.

I’m also preparing for a cold winter…

Some of mine hangs around for the next winter.

Mine was ahead of schedule last year.