Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 25, 2023

Can’t call it Meat Lover’s. Pizza Hut has the trade mark.

You know, just a tad of this, a bit of that, a taste of the other. Nothing heavy.

I must be anti-American. The only place I use bacon is on a salad, I hardly ever drink beer, and I’m now losing my taste for pizza.

One of the many reasons I’m happy with my son’s choice of bride. She’s a meat-lover fan; and she’s trying to cure him of his pineapple addiction.

If ya like meat that much go get a steak….

My first take was, he didn’t want the more expensive one and the ‘likers’ had less meat; but I then noticed there were no prices. I don’t know…

Is there a gag here? How about a humor-likers pizza?

A Shakey’s Special is still the best. If you can find one.

I buy a cheese pizza from the store and add my own toppings. No pineapple allowed.

Meat, love it or leave it!

“Same price, but we don’t try as hard.”

Keep it simple. The family Infatuation.. w/stuffed crust. An extra little table to keep the lid up.

I always thought McDonald’s “I’m lovin’ it” slogan was overdone…“I’m toleratin’ it” seemed more appropriate.

“It’s the price displayed on the menu up there, genius. And if it isn’t there, we don’t make it, so stop wasting my time.”