Monty by Jim Meddick for December 30, 2014
December 29, 2014
December 31, 2014
Transcript:
Can I help you find something? Um. Well, I'm going to a New Year's party, and I'm looking for the least expensive champagne one can bring without appearing too cheap... Ah. In that case, I would recommend this variety... Uh huh. Ok. Now what's the least expensive if one doesn't care at all about appearing too cheap?
Varnes about 10 years ago
Ya want alcohol in that?
Monster Hesh about 10 years ago
“This two-liter bottle of 7-Up should fill your needs.”
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
We do carry sparkling grape juice.It may suit your pocketbook more than any champagne or other sparkling wine….Cheap tightwad!
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
But Monty…you are cheap!
tahoeh2o about 10 years ago
Cooks, cant get cheaper than that…
Coyoty Premium Member about 10 years ago
I found this:
shamino about 10 years ago
If you want cheap, the first thing you do is you don’t go to a fancy wine shop. You get it at the grocery store. Or possibly Costco….
boldyuma about 10 years ago
Just go buy a bottle of Cooks($4.99) Monty….For some strange reason Cooks is considered Méthode Champenoise.Spend another 5 or six bucks and you can have some Napa sparkling nectar on sale..
Hunter7 about 10 years ago
Don’t yet have liquor in the grocery stores. But from what I understand – those stores will have to be a certain distance from Beer & Wine stores and LDB (govt) stores.Monty should just go to the 7-11 and buy some nice Canada Dry Ginger Ale. It bubbles.)
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 10 years ago
Panel four is unnecessary.