Monty by Jim Meddick for February 12, 2019

Everybody hates the orange one, why do they keep making them? yucky

My favorites are the Crunchy Frog and the Anthrax Ripple.

I would consider it a loss if I got a hard center one.

They’re supposed to be a mint creme, it’s like they’re filled with toothpaste.

Disagree. Orange rules!

Back in the 60’s my brother sent me a box of chocolate from Singapore. The centers were bugs. Ants, grasshoppers and bees. I will take the orange creme anyday.

(coconut…..)

I must be low brow… There isn’t a single one in the cheap box of chocolates that I don’t like.

Now there was one significant other in my past that was pretty picky, and by the time she was done with the chocolates, what was left looked like a mouse went through and left half of the box. The corners were nibbled off of every single one left…

All of the fruity ones are good. Coconut however would make me gag.

I want to play!

I’m okay with the orange one, what I really don’t like is the coconut

Coconut… ugh!

Putting Nerf gun and cheap chocolates on the shopping list! :)

I’d not play that game well, Moonie. The only ones I actually like are the vanilla cream-stuffed chocolates. Don’t like anything hard….

No, no, no, the one who gets the coconut loses, clearly.