I saw a filmed version of an old joke, where (short version here) three guys marooned on a desert island came upon a magic lamp. The genie offers them one wish each. Guy #1 wishes he was in Paris, voom, he is. Guy #2 wishes he were home with his mother cooking spaghetti, voom. Guy #3 hems and haws, moaning that his two friends always helped him with tough decisions, says “I wish they were here now!” – voom.
Any old-time D&D players remember the fun to be had with a wish spell? It was essentially a curse, as the DM was free to interpret the wish in the nastiest possible self-harming way possible.
C about 2 years ago
With friends like that who needs enemies?
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray about 2 years ago
A wish wasted. :-(
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago
It’s just a gag.
Jayalexander about 2 years ago
Whoops!!
Frankie5466 about 2 years ago
now E.B or Moondog will have to waste 1 of their wishes to ungag Moondog, good job Monty you twit!
Aladar30 Premium Member about 2 years ago
It’s an old trick, but it work every time.
gokarDun about 2 years ago
Thinking of one person…
Chris about 2 years ago
now wait a minute… his friend gets three wishes too.
F-Flash about 2 years ago
They didn’t read the fine print on the bottom of the bottle.
Vince M about 2 years ago
I saw a filmed version of an old joke, where (short version here) three guys marooned on a desert island came upon a magic lamp. The genie offers them one wish each. Guy #1 wishes he was in Paris, voom, he is. Guy #2 wishes he were home with his mother cooking spaghetti, voom. Guy #3 hems and haws, moaning that his two friends always helped him with tough decisions, says “I wish they were here now!” – voom.
Clotty Peristalt about 2 years ago
Any old-time D&D players remember the fun to be had with a wish spell? It was essentially a curse, as the DM was free to interpret the wish in the nastiest possible self-harming way possible.
MartinPerry1 about 2 years ago
The third wish is always used to undo the effects of the first two. Too bad for Moondog.
the lost wizard about 2 years ago
Should have wished for more wishes. :)
Marz64 about 2 years ago
What about the old " I wish for 3 extra wishes ".
ChessPirate about 2 years ago
That one he gets right…
Need coffee about 2 years ago
Did he at least get the Elantra?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 2 years ago
Shades of Ghostbusters.
hornacek about 2 years ago
Oh, that one he hears clearly.
Redd Panda about 2 years ago
Monty! You blew it! Arrrgh!
Sisyphos about 2 years ago
Moondoggie is hexed. Monty has inadvertently used up his last wish. The decrepit old djinn had no fizz….
It’s the end of the week and, but for a Saturday wrap-up, the end of the arc….