Monty by Jim Meddick for May 06, 2024

Uh.. i mean.. er.. i mean, not to parse phonemes, or mince hairs, or whatever the expression is but.. like…why are they in street.I know, I know, it’s just Monty being Monty. But, REALLLLLLY?

Allow me to answer your question with a question: Why do you believe they are in the street and not their own driveway? That IS the BACK of a parked car we see after all, not blocked traffic.

I think the curve and lack of curb shows it is a driveway, not a street.

Whatever floats your boat, Monty.

Solid, concrete idea, Monty.

Not as likely to fall overboard and drown.

Too much liberty with the inherent abstraction in cartoon art …. pavement passing for water?

I was relieved to see that they were on solid ground instead of water, because EB3’s circuit boards might not be waterproof.

Nuthin’ beats a good Yard-Boat. Low maintenance, easy access to food and utilities. Ahhh.

I was wondering why he didn’t have any fishing gear or a cooler of beer.

Much better when it’s in the water, but with oars.

I can row a boat. Canoe?

On the other hand, it all depends on where the water is in New Jersey. Down south in a remote Pine Barrens creek or lake, or out in the bay, surrounded by nothing but sand dunes and seagulls, yes. Up north in a polluted salt marsh surrounded by refineries, not so much.

Instead of the boat in a body of water, Monty’s body of 60% water is in the boat.

So I’ve heard.

Relaxing? Lying in an unnaturally curved position with your neck against one wall of a wooden boat and the opposite edge pressing into your calves? I’d last 30 seconds max in that position.

Look out for the land sharks!!!!!!!!! :)

Modern unibody cars don’t handle trailer hitches well. The trunk breaks off eventually.

and it’s even better when it’s your boat, that way you don’t hafta sleepa with one eye open