Monty by Jim Meddick for February 01, 2025

5002 is an even number.

In his Jams ? No wonder the neighborhood kids gang up on him.

If Monty is willing to walk a bit more, the next perfect number is 8128.

OCD is a curse.

998 Steps, Monty. Don’t forget the flop back into bed.

I’m reminded of Madness.

‘One Step Beyond.’ (1979)

99

Monty, your steps might be round and even, but you’re still odd.

Well, 5001 is divisible by three. Isn’t that cool enough for you? Or does a number have to be nice, round, and comfy?

Or how about a prime number. You overstepped 4999, but there’s 5003 within reach.

You mean the snow boulder is off the door?

I discovered just swinging my arms got my old fitbit to count as steps.

Forget counting steps, count miles instead.

Have fun hunting wabbits, Elmer! :)

A Monk metamorphosis?

you’re my hero Monty, you is so smart

Talk about OCD…

OCD much?

Monty needs to check out the Sunday Luann.