Oh, I should cater to every whim of SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED at this difficult stage in life. Wonder why she left these docking schedules for one way banana boats?
yeah. like womenorrhea?? heh. menorrhea, or whatever. at least the monthly lunar schizophrenic ax-murdering psychopath has quit coming around. count yer blessings.
I was very lucky to have none of those problems most other women have- no cramps or hot flashes. I also have so little body hair that I never had to shave legs-just armpits;-) Just lucky!!
Now that I’m through it..don’t miss the mood swings, bloating every month; one mood all the time!! Of course, if women were oogling the hot young men, their husbands would feel threatened. If your wife is jealous, at least she’s still claiming you, willing to be your slave/maid. Poor saps
wndrwrthg over 13 years ago
Beer me!
EarlWash over 13 years ago
Time for men’s retreat…RIGHT NOW.
pouncingtiger over 13 years ago
There’s your chance, Bob. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
weasel_monkey over 13 years ago
Hey, at least he got a warning!
weasel_monkey over 13 years ago
I’d gladly replace if I got an Emma Watson in the bargain!
cdward over 13 years ago
This touches WAY too close to home for me right now. Very raw….
Brockie over 13 years ago
Oh they do change and into something, well…you’ll see…..
RonaldDavis over 13 years ago
ladyfingers86, that’s smart. For slightly more consistency, it should be “womenopause”.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Oh, I should cater to every whim of SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED at this difficult stage in life. Wonder why she left these docking schedules for one way banana boats?
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Didn’t you learn in college, glance with your eyes, don’t turn your head.
roctor over 13 years ago
Thats what the lounge is for. Preparing himself for the gut punch when he enters the door.
Sandfan over 13 years ago
What’s the difference between an Islamic terrorist and a menopausal woman? You can reason with the terrorist.
Varnes over 13 years ago
pearlandpeach over 13 years ago
isn’t this a repeat?
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
On All in the Family, Edith thought Archie was going through ‘womenopause’ when he had a hot flash!
Digital Frog over 13 years ago
ladyfinger – because it gives men reason to pause?
kpduty over 13 years ago
The expression on his face is priceless. And he is DEFINITELY pausing.
dflak over 13 years ago
Um, you notice how short a lot of Wiley’s characters are? Unless that’s a very tall door this chap would be about the right hight for a hobbit.
PredatorOfOmaha over 13 years ago
There is a reason I call my wife “The Boss.”
dfowensby over 13 years ago
yeah. like womenorrhea?? heh. menorrhea, or whatever. at least the monthly lunar schizophrenic ax-murdering psychopath has quit coming around. count yer blessings.
dfowensby over 13 years ago
and no more rubbers!
gclewis666 over 13 years ago
When it happens to your spouse, that’s when you’ll find out why it’s called **men**opause!
weasel_monkey over 13 years ago
Seeing as “woman” and “women” both have “man” or “men” in them the feminist option is womyn…. just to ensure a man is never found inside a woman.
vldazzle over 13 years ago
I was very lucky to have none of those problems most other women have- no cramps or hot flashes. I also have so little body hair that I never had to shave legs-just armpits;-) Just lucky!!
rachelbirder over 13 years ago
Now that I’m through it..don’t miss the mood swings, bloating every month; one mood all the time!! Of course, if women were oogling the hot young men, their husbands would feel threatened. If your wife is jealous, at least she’s still claiming you, willing to be your slave/maid. Poor saps