Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 24, 2014
Transcript:
Man: What do you want to watch tonight? Woman: What are our choices? Man: Reality shows of fat poor people being stupid...skinny wives of rich guys being catty and stupid...fat rich guys with beards doing and saying stupid things...random clips of stupid people being stupid... Woman: Any options that are intelligent and creative? Man: Well...there is one...
Bilan over 10 years ago
A comic strip of people not being stupid?It just won’t work.
Allen Rymer over 10 years ago
Someone once said….every time you watch a “reality” show, a book dies….maybe if we all read books, the reality shows will all die
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
No batteries were harmed in this endeavor.
The Nihilist over 10 years ago
Simply another good reason the part of my television that gets the most use is the ‘off’ button. However I do enjoy a good audiobook while I’m doing other things.
AlnicoV over 10 years ago
Good call.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 10 years ago
Intelligent and creative would be writing a book, which is hard as hell: largely because stupid people aren’t afraid to tell you how stupid it is, as well as point out the plot holes, cliche devices, 2D characters, and trite dialog.
dkendraf over 10 years ago
Oh yeah! MY kind of people! Move over, Mama; I’ve got my book in hand, too!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago
There are still SyFy and the Cartoon Network, though.
Varnes over 10 years ago
Wiley, thank you…You’re preaching to the choir, now….I love reading a good book, maybe a little cool jazz in the background, cocktail nearby… .Without books, we don’t stand a chance against the machines….Miller, you’re a tonic….
Varnes over 10 years ago
Al, Ha! I so wish it was true! If it was, I would have killed a lot of them this year alone… meh, That’s cool….But we can kill as many batteries as we want….They’ll just make more….Kinda like passenger pigeons…Plenty of them….
tripwire45 over 10 years ago
Yep.
gorbag over 10 years ago
So what are they reading? Porn and comic books? There are some pretty good things on TV if you look for them; I don’t think – given the entirety of the books in print – much can be said that indicates books are anymore culturally elevated over what’s available on the history channel, the discovery channel, PBS, etc.
ajnotales over 10 years ago
We’ve been watching reruns of “West Wing,” perhaps one of the best-written TV shows ever.
JD Premium Member over 10 years ago
They need to try the History or Science channels!
vwdualnomand over 10 years ago
or, exercise instead of tv. or, play a video game. how about mario kart 8?
becida over 10 years ago
Come on, sit down with a Big Mac, a huge cup of some high fructose syrupy carbonated drink & watch some reality television!
Can't Sleep over 10 years ago
Today I became a Neilsen household. For seven days, I’ll be logging what I watch, to help establish the ratings.Moo-ah-hah-hah!
metagalaxy1970 over 10 years ago
A good book will beat a bad night on TV any day.
mytly4 over 10 years ago
Reading is a lot of great things, but ‘creative’ it isn’t.
Also, there are plenty of good shows to watch on TV. There’s no need to choose between the two. I regularly read lots of good books and watch several quality TV shows (without ever wasting even a nanosecond on ‘reality’ TV).
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
Hooray for American Dad and Ralph…Life is good.
dabugger over 10 years ago
, and that is why we don’t have a TV.
She Mc over 10 years ago
They could always read comics & make silly comments!
grainpaw over 10 years ago
You can buy a lot of books, DVDs and CDs for what a monthly cable bill costs. More if you go to library used book sales.
CeeJay over 10 years ago
YES !!!!!! So called reality TV has greatly injured creativity on TV.
doris sloan over 10 years ago
There’s also a pretty good sheriff in Wyoming show, a doctor in an English fishing village show, Top Gear…
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
fins59 over 10 years ago
Reality shows are to cut costs by eliminating writers and other support persons. I worked in the industry for 10 years and watched the decline of original material and ideas getting faster and faster. Rod Serling must be spinning in his grave!
Albert Sims Premium Member over 10 years ago
Exactly the reason I dumped cable TV a few years ago!
Nighthawks Premium Member over 10 years ago
wait a sec! aren’t you keeping up with the Kardashians?
Dr_Fogg over 10 years ago
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.
Groucho Marx
David Rickard Premium Member over 10 years ago
How analog of them
winniepaints over 10 years ago
PERFECT! Needs no comment!
Phalange over 10 years ago
As a great American (thanks Tader) once said: “You can’t fix stupid”.
Caddy57 over 10 years ago
Some channels still offer true entertainment…..but not many.It’s mostly what major networks believe to be entertainment.
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
There are a few, very few, shows worth watching; just as there are books where the ink and paper is wasted!.Regarding the comments on “reality TV”, it isn’t “reality” at all! These shows are tightly scripted and directed, just as “I Love Lucy” was. The themes are different; but they are a far cry from “reality”..If you really want true reality TV, why not just put TV cameras everywhere in a business or household, and record everything that naturally occurs 24-7. There would be no editing; you could choose what cameras you watch during playback. I am pretty sure boredom would rapidly set in, and you’d turn the thing off and maybe pick up a good book..Except for the bedroom scenes, anyway…
CarolAMiller over 10 years ago
Love it!
whiteaj over 10 years ago
Read to each other!
halavana over 10 years ago
Thank you, Wiley.
tlc1012 over 10 years ago
My idea of a perfect evening. I read almost every night. Watch very little television.
mr.spiggot over 10 years ago
my preferred entertainment
jmarkoff2 over 10 years ago
I haven’t had broadcast tv for almost 10 years. I watch a lot of home video editions and internet streaming of shows, mainly movies or tv shows that are like live action cartoons like a weeklong binge watch of Generic Supernatural Teen Romantic Thriller the Complete #th Season. The books I read are mostly the same kind of thing: thrilling fantasy like Game of Thrones (of which I’ve read all available books but seen no shows). I see DVD editions of movies or TV as being just another kind of book. Most great literature (Dickens, Dostoevsky, Joyce, Fitzgerald, Salinger, etc.) severely bores me and has me rushing to the DVD player to insert something uplifting and fluffy like The Muppet Show or The Simpsons. I’ve hardly ever seen reality TV, but the clips I’ve seen (mainly of lovely ladies being catty) excite me, and I’ve seen lots of magazine stills of the Kardashian clan, who look extremely fun and pleasurable.
Ink blot Premium Member over 10 years ago
Whether you’re watching TV, or reading a book — you’re sitting on your derrière living vicariously, rather than having real-world experiences.
watmiwori over 10 years ago
There’s always The Other….
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
Well it is summer. You either get stuck with re-runs or strange 13 episode new shows. …..… reading is a much better choice.
markjoseph125 over 10 years ago
Comic of the year! Bravo, Wiley!
Scorchwave over 10 years ago
THANK YOU! This is a good one. :)