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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 28, 2014
Transcript:
Danae: Still no internet connection...shouldn't you be doing something about it? Joe: Like what? Danae: I don't know! You're the adult! It's your job to figure out a solution for every annoying little problem and get it fixed!! Well...? Joe: I'm working on it...
wrwallaceii over 10 years ago
Danae, there are solutionsā¦ and there are āsolutionsā.
Varnes over 10 years ago
This is one of Wileyās better gagsā¦..
einarbt over 10 years ago
Dad is getting there.
Varnes over 10 years ago
I really like the cloud hanging around the mountainā¦.
Can't Sleep over 10 years ago
Interesting that Wiley is taking advantage of the fact that so many people read the comics online, instead of in the newspapers.In the papers. you could never turn the three-panel format into six panels, because itād be like reading postage stamps.But online, where people can enlarge them as big as neededā¦
watmiwori over 10 years ago
Consider yourself lucky that no scenarios involving casketshave crossed his mind.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
Dad doesnāt consider it broken.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago
Good timing with this one.
Observer fo Irony over 10 years ago
Oh the dilemma, what to do about the annoying little problem without depriving oneself or being charged for child abuse. Some people would wait for the problem to correct itself but I suspect Danae is still too young for school.
habfan40 over 10 years ago
Carful Wiley, the humorless crowd will scream about child abuse for the third option (I one I would vote for)
pdelport Premium Member over 10 years ago
Amazing how topical this is considering the outage that impacted so many Americans in recent days!
Charlie Fogwhistle over 10 years ago
Reboot the modem or router. Heck, reboot anything thatās on.
dr_dolittle_rwc over 10 years ago
Funny, what people view as child abuse. I personally wouldnāt do such a thing, but the thought has crossed my mind a time or two.
In the states ācorporal punishmentā has become child abuse, and now you have a generation or more of young people who need it the most!
In foriegn countries, if you need a lashing, you get a lashing!! Hence, an air of respect remains in which you still here āyes sirā āyes maamā, even among young adults. Go ahead, have your freedom, you will probably choke on it laterā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 10 years ago
Blue,Weāre already starting to see the results of that.
dabugger over 10 years ago
sometimes adult actually are fully people with good answers and all that stuff; so dad just might be happy ā¦
dflak over 10 years ago
This arc strikes home to me. Iām IT support in my house.
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
Iām no fan of Danae, but I donāt appreciate todayās comic. -The reality is, there SHOULD be something done about the monopoly that too many so-called providers have over a service they seem to feel they should be paid to provide but not bother to provide. -And the first step in that solution should be adults (who presumably vote for the members of Congress and legislators who hand out permission for monopolies) to speak loudly to their alleged public servants. Do you think the bought and sold members of Congress would stand for this low level of quality in any service provided to them?
ladykat Premium Member over 10 years ago
I frequently considered all 3 options with my daughter and my grandson. They are both still alive.
Arianne over 10 years ago
āItās your job to figure out a solution for every annoying little problem and get it fixed!!ā Veterinarians do that in spayeds. -If Capt. Eddie were to leave his boat, Anoesis , to Danae, the pronunciation might morph a bit, finally sounding more like āAnnoy Sis.ā
jahoody over 10 years ago
@Observer fo Ironyā¦..you must have only recently become a Wiley fanā¦.Danae does go to school which is a whole ānother story!!!
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 10 years ago
I like option 3 the best.
Kali39 over 10 years ago
Hmm, Danae tied up and left on a desert island. That does have a nice ring to itā¦ :-)
lindz.coop Premium Member over 10 years ago
Iād like to let her call my cable company.
Ernest Lemmingway over 10 years ago
Go with the gag, Joe. No parent in the world would fault you for that.
Caddy57 over 10 years ago
Those of us who do contend with shutting the modem down during thunderstorms know how Danae feelsā¦.but still , until the issue is resolved I would say a āGag Orderā is in order.
Caddy57 over 10 years ago
Those of us who do contend with shutting the modem down during thunderstorms know how Danae feelsā¦.but still , until the issue is resolved I would say a āGag Orderā is in order.
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
wellā¦ā¦ its either the gag ā¦.. or tell Danae to head down to the internet company and tell them a thing or two.
pbarnrob over 10 years ago
Charter was out again today, after a new modem yesterday. āWeāre upgrading from 30 to 60MBs, all over the area, so neighborhoods will see sporadic, unpredictable outages. I live in TimeWarner country, so feel fortunate!ā This is hitting very close to home.