Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 13, 2014

Gluten free and low fat.“White meat for me please”

Sadly, I think here in Texas, a lot of our folks would just as soon pick up their immigrant meats at the Roadkill Cafe.

Guess these guys have never heard of food poisoning…

So that’s the melting pot they talk about.

Two cannibals are eating a missionary. The chief cannibal tells his partner, you start at the feet & I’ll start at the head.After a while, the chief asks the other cannibal, how are you doing? The underling says, I’m having a ball.The chief then replied, darn it I told you never to eat so fast.

That’s the first sort of dirty joke I ever heard, my dad told it to me when I was 5 or 6.

Mmm Mmm goodMmm Mmm goodCannibal soups are Mmm Mmm good!

First cannibal: “Boy, I really hate my mother-in-law!”Second cannibal: “Then just eat the vegetables.”

Who said it was low fat?

OK already !! Bring Danae back !!!

And looking at the girth of Messrs. Five-by-Five they must have quite an immigration problem…

We were just leaving.

Every other country besides America.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”

If they’re from National Geographic magazine, then they’re food for thought.

“I always wondered where all the cannibals get those big iron pots.”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~.They bought them from a traveling salesman. He was their first meal.

Don’t forget to put the kettle on for tea.

The big iron pots come from the Cartoonists’ Cliché Store, a division of Acme.

An improvement.

The USA should go for that policy, it’ll solve the illegal problem and the overpopulation problem^^

Wiley, that’s a great selloum philodedrum you got there! Bet they don’t grow outdoors in Maine!

Did you hear the one about the self-mutilating cannibal who threw up his hands in despair?

Same place the peasants get their torches at a moment’s notice. I’m thinking some branch of Acme.

Sign at the border.

Give us your tasty, your portly,your well marbled masses,yearning to be our free lunch

A truly Swift solution.

Seriously, you need a new shtick. It’s like you have filled in every textbox on the internet with some version of “Obamination” or “Blackman in chief”, or some other pointless, quasi-political nonsense/racist insult. Surely you are getting toward the end of you mission to let everyone in the world know that can’t refer to the U.S. President by name and without being egregiously insulting, even in places that have nothing at all to do with politics???

Arrive late at a cannibal feast and be told everybody’s eaten.

You REALLY need to crawl back under the bridge…

And we now have TOTAL PC, European cannibals.

Justjoking: The correct lyrics are:Chess nuts boasting in an open foyerTax loss ripping at your clothesPoolside, Harold, being swung by a squireAnd jokes messed up by extra beaux.Yes, there is more, but I will spare you.