Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 06, 2015

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    dadoctah  over 9 years ago

    My money’s on Microsoft.

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    OK, so It’s official from Jeffry, Danae is both a male and female? Or a male and female asteroid?

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    phylum  over 9 years ago

    some people dont think and still are….

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    pelican47  over 9 years ago

    Have we met this other boy before? Does he have a name?

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    tripwire45  over 9 years ago

    GMO lab. Count on it.

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    Aaberon  over 9 years ago

    (applauding)

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    uniquename  over 9 years ago

    I’m surprised she wasn’t a “booger brained boy”.

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    e.groves  over 9 years ago

    I’ll be glad when the zombie craze dies. It seems beyond stupid to me.

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    Prey  over 9 years ago

    Invented by Samsung, copied by Apple but if you give it to Telefonica(Spain) it will never arrive.

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    strictures  over 9 years ago

    No, it will come from China, probably a mutation from the flu.

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    Inthemiddle  over 9 years ago

    Jeffry’s friend looks like a zombie, maybe the apocalypse has started

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    ebsan, it’s not a craze, it’s creative and humorous folk lore….Lighten up and have some fun….The zombies didn’t eat your brains, I guess…For some reason they must have eaten you’re funny bone….You’d better check on you’re heart to…There’s something wrong there…Now I wish werewolf and vampire movies would go away…They’re just stupid.. Each to their own taste said old woman as she kissed the cow…

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    dabugger  over 9 years ago

    Well, relieved Danae ‘am not a boy’. It is so good to gain some wisdom from time to time.

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    Inthemiddle, we can only hope…..

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    Strod  over 9 years ago

    Is it me, or Jeffrey looks older, certainly taller, than he used to? Our little boy is growing, snifff!  

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    Godfreydaniel  over 9 years ago

    Danae could do with a nice little asteroid bouncing off her nice little head………

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    Can't Sleep  over 9 years ago

    Usually the zombie apocalypse begins with televised debates…

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    drkala  over 9 years ago

    agree

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    Al Nala  over 9 years ago

    That’s “oblivious” people with “smart” phones.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I drink, therefore I am…

    - Rene Descartes, as portrayed by Monty Python

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    dflak  over 9 years ago

    I guess, therefore I might be.

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    dflak  over 9 years ago

    Cogito ergo rum: I drink, therefore I am.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Thinking is not required, existence doesn’t need proof. Intelligent ants operate the corpses as robots. They need brains for repair parts.

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    Linguist  over 9 years ago

    I have never understood the Wes Craven type of Zombie that has found so much popularity in the modern psyche.Many years ago, I spent some time in Haiti. I saw and experienced enough strange things while there to leave me with a willingness to suspend disbelief for vodu folklore concerning a zombi. I have a healthy skepticism of all things occult but have an open mind when it comes to what can happen to others who have a deep rooted occult belief or fear.

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    alviebird  over 9 years ago

    ….. I am annoyed by those who don’t.

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    spaced man spliff  over 9 years ago

    methinks, therefore me readeth Shakespeare.

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    Rarely528  over 9 years ago

    The Zombie apocalypse is already upon us. We are the Zombies doing the attacking and we are the Zombies being attacked. “We have met the enemy and he is us”. (Thanks to Pogo). Our ignorance of our World and accompanying complacency makes us so vulnerable.

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    Rarely528  over 9 years ago

    “I think you’re a Zombie, therefore I am.” What Descartes really meant to say but there is no word for Zombie in Latin.

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    Rarely528  over 9 years ago

    If you eat them in the wrong order or with the wrong spices it turns you into an Elvis Impersonator.

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    Rarely528  over 9 years ago

    And don’t forget that there has to be full moon. If you can’t wait for one…make your own.

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    gerald9edgar  over 9 years ago

    >> Have we met this other boy before? Does he have a name? << according to tomorrow’s strip, Kyle

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