Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 06, 2015
Transcript:
Danae: I think, therefore... Jeffrey: So it'll definitely be a virus... Boy: Agreed. But where will it come from? A military lab? Jeffrey: I say an asteroid. Danae: What're you two talking about? Jeffrey: Theorizing about how the zombie apocalypse will start. Boy: Logically, of course. Jeffrey: Of course. Danae:...I am not a boy. Jeffrey: Maybe both. Boy: Hmm...I dunno.
dadoctah over 9 years ago
My money’s on Microsoft.
Varnes over 9 years ago
OK, so It’s official from Jeffry, Danae is both a male and female? Or a male and female asteroid?
phylum over 9 years ago
some people dont think and still are….
pelican47 over 9 years ago
Have we met this other boy before? Does he have a name?
tripwire45 over 9 years ago
GMO lab. Count on it.
Aaberon over 9 years ago
(applauding)
uniquename over 9 years ago
I’m surprised she wasn’t a “booger brained boy”.
e.groves over 9 years ago
I’ll be glad when the zombie craze dies. It seems beyond stupid to me.
Prey over 9 years ago
Invented by Samsung, copied by Apple but if you give it to Telefonica(Spain) it will never arrive.
strictures over 9 years ago
No, it will come from China, probably a mutation from the flu.
Inthemiddle over 9 years ago
Jeffry’s friend looks like a zombie, maybe the apocalypse has started
Varnes over 9 years ago
ebsan, it’s not a craze, it’s creative and humorous folk lore….Lighten up and have some fun….The zombies didn’t eat your brains, I guess…For some reason they must have eaten you’re funny bone….You’d better check on you’re heart to…There’s something wrong there…Now I wish werewolf and vampire movies would go away…They’re just stupid.. Each to their own taste said old woman as she kissed the cow…
dabugger over 9 years ago
Well, relieved Danae ‘am not a boy’. It is so good to gain some wisdom from time to time.
Varnes over 9 years ago
Inthemiddle, we can only hope…..
Strod over 9 years ago
Is it me, or Jeffrey looks older, certainly taller, than he used to? Our little boy is growing, snifff!
Godfreydaniel over 9 years ago
Danae could do with a nice little asteroid bouncing off her nice little head………
Can't Sleep over 9 years ago
Usually the zombie apocalypse begins with televised debates…
drkala over 9 years ago
agree
Al Nala over 9 years ago
That’s “oblivious” people with “smart” phones.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago
I drink, therefore I am…
- Rene Descartes, as portrayed by Monty Python
dflak over 9 years ago
I guess, therefore I might be.
dflak over 9 years ago
Cogito ergo rum: I drink, therefore I am.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 9 years ago
Thinking is not required, existence doesn’t need proof. Intelligent ants operate the corpses as robots. They need brains for repair parts.
Linguist over 9 years ago
I have never understood the Wes Craven type of Zombie that has found so much popularity in the modern psyche.Many years ago, I spent some time in Haiti. I saw and experienced enough strange things while there to leave me with a willingness to suspend disbelief for vodu folklore concerning a zombi. I have a healthy skepticism of all things occult but have an open mind when it comes to what can happen to others who have a deep rooted occult belief or fear.
alviebird over 9 years ago
….. I am annoyed by those who don’t.
spaced man spliff over 9 years ago
methinks, therefore me readeth Shakespeare.
Rarely528 over 9 years ago
The Zombie apocalypse is already upon us. We are the Zombies doing the attacking and we are the Zombies being attacked. “We have met the enemy and he is us”. (Thanks to Pogo). Our ignorance of our World and accompanying complacency makes us so vulnerable.
Rarely528 over 9 years ago
“I think you’re a Zombie, therefore I am.” What Descartes really meant to say but there is no word for Zombie in Latin.
Rarely528 over 9 years ago
If you eat them in the wrong order or with the wrong spices it turns you into an Elvis Impersonator.
Rarely528 over 9 years ago
And don’t forget that there has to be full moon. If you can’t wait for one…make your own.
gerald9edgar over 9 years ago
>> Have we met this other boy before? Does he have a name? << according to tomorrow’s strip, Kyle