Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 06, 2017

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    wiatr  over 7 years ago

    Miraculous!

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 7 years ago

    He must’ve been chastised on Earth (by corporations) for actually telling the truth.

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    Adiraiju  over 7 years ago

    “That being said…” (Opens the trapdoor anyway)

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Managed to get it reviewed, anyway.

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    captcredit  over 7 years ago

    Billable hours!

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    Dani Rice  over 7 years ago

    There goes the neighbourhood!

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    The only good lawyer is dead lawyer?

    The only good lawyer is my lawyer.

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    Masterskrain  over 7 years ago

    “Unfortunately, THIS is as close to Heaven as you are EVER gonna get. We DO have a reputation to maintain, and it wouldn’t BE heaven if we let any Lawyers in, so…DOWN YOU GO!!”

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    sandpiper  over 7 years ago

    Maybe he compensated for enron et al by becoming a whistle blower. Too few total points for actual entry but enough to get to the gate.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I do have a sense of humor. I do get the joke. Nonetheless, I feel obliged to note that corporate lawyers, like all lawyers everywhere, have a professional and ethical responsibility to represent the best interests of their clients to the best of their abilities — within the bounds of honesty, of course. And the good ones are very, very good at doing so.

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    Kaputnik  over 7 years ago

    It’s interesting that we have this pop culture image of all the souls showing up at Heaven’s gate, even the ones that are definitely going to Hell. Is it a little extra torture for them to show them what they’ll be missing? Kind of like that idea of the blessed in Heaven being allowed to see the suffering of the damned in Hell.

    Not strictly relevant but I’m feeling irrelevant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ETCM90yHiY

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 7 years ago

    And in hell he will spend eternity losing cases to environmentalists, labor interests, and federal prosecutors of financial crimes. (Well, we can dream, anyway.)

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    yimhere  over 7 years ago

    Nuts, there’s goes my idea that golden halos can grow hair!

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    KennethJohnson  over 7 years ago

    What?Wait! Corporations go to heaven?

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  over 7 years ago

    This comic applies equally to corporate lobbyists.

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    johnec  over 7 years ago

    If only more corporations needed criminal lawyers – much of what big corporations do is unethical if not illegal.

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    Masterskrain  over 7 years ago

    Remember, Stephen Pastis used to be a lawyer…

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 7 years ago

    Damning with faint praise from St Peter …

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    Masterskrain  over 7 years ago

    Seems that “Hell” would be a LOT MORE FUN then “Heaven” if “Heaven” is full of self-important Buy-Bull Banging “Christians”! Good thing neither one is real…

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    Ladylagomorph  over 7 years ago

    I will most likely get banned from commenting, but I happen to like and admire lawyers. There are bad apples in every commercial profession, and, no. I’m not a lawyer, nor do I personally know one, and yes, I have used them in the past.

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