Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 04, 2018

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    somebodyshort  about 6 years ago

    Hot coffee out the nose hurts I speak from experience. The subject of the experience is now a father.

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    danketaz Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Depends on if he decided to aim at you or not.

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    in.amongst  about 6 years ago

    Danae – you are made to be a pollster.

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    the lost wizard  about 6 years ago

    Another E for effort.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Science!!!

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    TejanoViejo]  about 6 years ago

    Well, let’s see y’all politicize today’s strip: 3-2-1 . . .

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    Yontrop  about 6 years ago

    Yesterday I was going to say (and it still fits) numbers don’t lie, but people can lie with numbers. That’s not politics, just a fact.

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    Nyckname  about 6 years ago

    Must’ve been a real delayed reaction, ’cause he was still pouring the coffee when you hit the laugh line.

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    tripwire45  about 6 years ago

    I made my point yesterday.

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    uniquename  about 6 years ago

    Had a school superintendent who did that once upon a time. He’d develop the next year’s budget based on last year’s budget with an increase. He didn’t analyze the actual expenses to determine if the budget made any sense, just recycled last year’s projection with an increase and moved money around during the year to make it work.

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    sandpiper  about 6 years ago

    Fits of preposterousity, like sneezes, usually hit at the worst times.

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    Iron Pounder  about 6 years ago

    Sounds like the way global warming got started. ’course it helps if you make up the numbers to start with.

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    Masterskrain  about 6 years ago

    That HAS to be the way “Trickle Down Economics” works.

    “Lookit all the pretty charts and graphs! It HAS to work this time, because our charts and graphs SAY SO!!”
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    nosirrom  about 6 years ago

    That’s like projecting that the end of the Earth will come in about 4 billion years so why bother trying to make things better.

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    Great Wizard Nala  about 6 years ago

    I was drinking my coffee when I got to the punchline. Thank goodness it was luke warm!

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    J Quest  about 6 years ago

    Ex Lax and Extrapolation can often produce the same results!

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    Varnes  about 6 years ago

    You’re really good, Miller…,,Very , very good. My nomination for the best cartoon ever,,,I love the third panel….Danae looks so happy…...

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    johnec  about 6 years ago

    I’d love to see the specifics of the model used to generate the projection – I suspect there might be nth order mathematics utilizing irrational numbers involved.

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    davetb1956  about 6 years ago

    Kind of hard for Danae’s Dad to have spurted coffee out of his nose when he hasn’t even finished pouring it into his cup to drink it when she said it and showed him the chart in panel 3. More likely he would have spilled coffee, or dropped the pot from laughing.

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    whelan_jj  about 6 years ago

    Kind of like catastrophic climate change/global warming: Who cares about actual measurements when we have computer models?

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    bakana  about 6 years ago

    I once watched a woman “Snarf” 5 people at Once.

    Impeccable timing. She waited until she saw them all reach for their drinks at about the same time, then hit the crowd with her “Zinger”.

    I won’t post what she said because there are Children in the room. Take my word, it was a Doozy.

    5 “out of the nose” experiences all at the same time. That takes Talent.

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    walterlaich Premium Member about 6 years ago

    HELP!!! try 2the picture I’m taking about is in the upper left corner of this page—a guy is walking and sees his shadow on the building. Is the shadow supposed to look like something other than a guy walking?

    https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2018/09/04

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    studmare18  about 6 years ago

    Beer isn’t the best thing to have run out your nose either.

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    Schaller Handmade Knives  about 6 years ago

    Statistical projection – just like the global warming alarmists use! And with about as much credibility.

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