This is what comes from asking a marketing major to make you a bridge.
First comes the concept sketches. Next comes the focus group meetings. Only after getting buy-in from everyone is it time to contact engineers to convert the concept into construction designs.
Of course, even with engineers if you want a functional bridge, you better start with some designs. Otherwise you are likely to end up with a non-functional pile of stones.
That’s not what a literal interpretation of “drawbridge” would be. Had he said drawn bridge, maybe, but drawbridge is exactly the right word, even for a literalist.
There have been times I’ve been asked by some who want to “see my pen.” I politely remove it from my pocket, show it to them, then put it back in my pocket. If you want to borrow/use said pen, then say that.
Today’s factoid: Moats were not intended to be a defense against a direct assault. They were to prevent an enemy from tunneling under the castle walls. If the moat was deep enough, a tunnel of a feasible depth would collapse when it got under the moat. Going deep enough to avoid that was probably beyond the technology of the time.
Grandmother and Grandfather married. And they went on their honeymoon. The next morning, they rose and began dressing. Grandmother asked politely, “Please throw me over the bed my shoes.” Grandfather walked around the bed and threw her over the bed to her shoes. True story.
Bilan about 6 years ago
Ich bin ein Zugbrücke.
Superfrog about 6 years ago
The instructions were sketchy.
Dtroutma about 6 years ago
The contractor’s schedule will keep him in suspense.
kaffekup about 6 years ago
Is that Night-Gaunt in the chair?
finkd about 6 years ago
What a coincidence : it’s time to feed the moat monsters.
sandpiper about 6 years ago
Yeah, I know, King. But first I kinda hafta get into the karmic zone, man.
dadoctah about 6 years ago
This is what happens when you let marketing people write the project specs.
thirdguy about 6 years ago
To the dungeon of pain with you.
jvo about 6 years ago
In every project, the first thing that goes up is the signage. :)
Say What? Premium Member about 6 years ago
You kept His Majesty in suspension for that?
dot-the-I about 6 years ago
Give it up, Your Majesty: your point is moat.
Nyckname about 6 years ago
You’d prefer an illiteralate?
ChristineMurphy about 6 years ago
But we’re such nice people!
uniquename about 6 years ago
If he draws 3 equally spaced lines on it, it will be drawn and quartered.
ptnjbrown about 6 years ago
Good thing you didn’t want a foot bridge.
nosirrom about 6 years ago
It looks more like a river than a moat. Good thing it’s not the river Kwai.
A Hip loving Canadian... about 6 years ago
I suspect it might have been a bridge too far…
RobinHood about 6 years ago
A Bridge Over Troubled Waters
freewaydog about 6 years ago
BA DUM BUM Tssss! :D
johnec about 6 years ago
This is what comes from asking a marketing major to make you a bridge.
First comes the concept sketches. Next comes the focus group meetings. Only after getting buy-in from everyone is it time to contact engineers to convert the concept into construction designs.
Of course, even with engineers if you want a functional bridge, you better start with some designs. Otherwise you are likely to end up with a non-functional pile of stones.
preacherman Premium Member about 6 years ago
That’s not what a literal interpretation of “drawbridge” would be. Had he said drawn bridge, maybe, but drawbridge is exactly the right word, even for a literalist.
Al Nala about 6 years ago
Ya know, a smart king would have had his castle built, his moat dug, and his drawbridge built BEFORE he filled the moat with water
rlaker22j about 6 years ago
Obviously one of Ruthie’s teachers on Iiteralism
russellc64 about 6 years ago
Like the joke where a programer’s wife sends him to the store.
Wife: Get paper towels. And if they have fresh eggs, get a dozen.
He comes home with a dozen paper towels.
mistercatworks about 6 years ago
Wait a minute, that’s not a drawbridge, it’s a suspension bridge.
sarah413 Premium Member about 6 years ago
There have been times I’ve been asked by some who want to “see my pen.” I politely remove it from my pocket, show it to them, then put it back in my pocket. If you want to borrow/use said pen, then say that.
Pisces about 6 years ago
Too funny – great job Mr. Miller. Geez, I used to have Earthlink. It was a dial-up way back when. Didn’t know it was still around.
bakana about 6 years ago
Like many Engineers, he has Golden Gate Ambition and a “Log Over the Creek” budget.
TexTech about 6 years ago
Today’s factoid: Moats were not intended to be a defense against a direct assault. They were to prevent an enemy from tunneling under the castle walls. If the moat was deep enough, a tunnel of a feasible depth would collapse when it got under the moat. Going deep enough to avoid that was probably beyond the technology of the time.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 6 years ago
Maybe contexutalist is needed.
Kind&Kinder about 6 years ago
I dunno. Those waters don’t look too troubled!
bobpeters61 about 6 years ago
They make terrible blackjack dealers. Don’t ever tell them, “Hit me.”
SrTechWriter about 6 years ago
Grandmother and Grandfather married. And they went on their honeymoon. The next morning, they rose and began dressing. Grandmother asked politely, “Please throw me over the bed my shoes.” Grandfather walked around the bed and threw her over the bed to her shoes. True story.