Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 27, 2019

You will come out with gas, lots of gas.

Sounds like another Wiley Bears’ trap.

It might not be healthful but I’ll bet it tastes mighty good!

They might as well have put a screw driver on display. Any way you look at it you’re screwed

I think it was a set menu but there have been some amendments.

Rather elaborate way to “stuff it”!

Hope it comes with a side of Pepcid. (Or is that too linear?)

I think all male stomachs were born in the South.

Buttercup doesn’t eat there anymore. They don’t have wi-fi, so he can’t twitter and hog it up at the same time. Plus he can’t fire the servers and get new ones that will bow to him.

Deep Fried Fat. $170,000.00 a plate.

Healthful? First time I´ve seen that word.

New American Cuisine: the Blue Plate Special has been replaced by the Big Butt Special.

She read his smile perfectly, and high quality comments so far this morning.

“Open” should read, “Enter at the Risk of Freedom and Peace.”

Why I’m having the spam, spam, spam, spam, spam…

Perhaps the phrase “Constitutional Crisis” uttered by a high official of the National Government should immediately cause a constitutional convention, excluding anyone who has ever held office from participating as a delegate and triggering new elections for all public offices, also excluding anyone who has ever managed to be elected to an office before (call it the suicide switch). That would have the salubrious advantage of toning down the rhetoric a little, as well as allowing We the People to reinforce Article I section 8 with plate armor, preventing future occurances.

The cardiac unit is next door

And it’s probably delicious….Most unhealthy food is

I remember the system of checks and balances. Too bad it no longer works. We have a ReTrumpliKKKan Supreme Court and the Senate has ceded the legislative branch’s power to the executive branch. R.I.P. American Republic.

Platter consists of a lot of hot air and nothing else. The resistance will still eat it!

I’ll have the heart attack on a bun. Make it a whole wheat bun so I can pretend it is healthy.

I buy hot dogs by looking at the fat content on the nutritional label. No, I don’t go for the lowest.

The bar in the Best Western in Washington, DC where I stayed is called the 21st Amendment Bar. I didn’t want to admit I didn’t then know what the 21st Amendment was.

The incessant cries of “Constitutional crisis” issuing from the left are growing as tiresome as “witch hunt” whining from the right.

Last night I watched the PBS documentary, “The Day the ’60s Died,” and was thankful for the refresher course in how unimaginative and repetitious Americans are when it comes to civil unrest and protest. From Republican presidents who call student activists “bums,” to armed troops opening fire on civilians — there really isn’t anything new under the sun. Back in May of 1970, we wondered if revolution was nipping at the nation’s heels. Today, we agonize over whether Constitutional crisis is on our doorstep. But if nothing else, it keeps us all distracted from the difficult task of arriving at policy solutions to our problems.

As a Southern Boy, I know for a fact that deep frying makes anything tasty. Even the crap that we all have to eat at one point or another.

LOL The talking-point du jour.

My guess is that it makes big buttholes fart loudly. And that’s on BOTH sides!

Bloviation Station

That’s how I like my sushi

I do love me some fried chicken. Cheese grits, please. Collards with some malt vinegar. No sweet iced tea, though.

“Deep Fried Diner”….. is that the menu?

I think it means that the menu lies, the cook is on strike, the waitstaff is surly when you do see them, which isn’t often, and there’s nothing healthy in the meal (contrary to the claims by management).