hello, The Great Gonzo? have i got a Chicken act for you!
That’s a real pullet surprise!
Or the Beatles.
Now there’s something you don’t see every day.
They’re still getting to the other side.
I’ve heard they’re getting pretty tired of having their motives questioned.
A chicken wakes up to a new world every day.
Far as the Chicken’s concerned everything’s A-OK.
A chicken don’t worry about nothing, but clucking,
And the price of eggs today.
(And don’t worry much about that.)
‘Cause what the farmer don’t snatch before she can hatch,
The weasel gonna steal ’em anyway.
EGG-sactly!
But it isn’t the chicken that crossed the road. That question has never and will never be finally decided.
Why’d the chicken cross the road? Easy. To prove to the possum (or in Texas, the armadillo) that it could be done!
Did I ask?! Did I ask?1
I thought you only put ducks in a row.
So, the rumors of them getting away from Colonel Sanders are false…
They’re crossing the street to get away from the fried chicken restaurant.
Wow… who knew?
So THAT’S why they cross the road…
It’s the happy faces on the chickens I love.
but the first one had to have a reason – maybe trying to get away from the BBQ joint on one side.
They are just forcing the first chicken across the street in hopes he will get hit by the punch line first.
Why? Because the “Walk” sign was lit.
An update unintended follow to yesterday’s ‘Flying McCoys’ I see.
Better than the chicken dance or the Macarena, I guess.
Summer’s here and the time is right for dancing in the street.
It’s hard to resist a conga line!!!
To get away from Chuck C. Johnson
What on earth do chickens have to do with conga lines?
February 16, 2022
willispate about 1 month ago
hello, The Great Gonzo? have i got a Chicken act for you!
Ratkin about 1 month ago
That’s a real pullet surprise!
sirbadger about 1 month ago
Or the Beatles.
hariseldon59 about 1 month ago
Now there’s something you don’t see every day.
enigmamz about 1 month ago
They’re still getting to the other side.
braindead Premium Member about 1 month ago
I’ve heard they’re getting pretty tired of having their motives questioned.
Alabama Al about 1 month ago
A chicken wakes up to a new world every day.
Far as the Chicken’s concerned everything’s A-OK.
A chicken don’t worry about nothing, but clucking,
And the price of eggs today.
(And don’t worry much about that.)
‘Cause what the farmer don’t snatch before she can hatch,
The weasel gonna steal ’em anyway.
A chicken wakes up to a new world every day.
joannesshadow about 1 month ago
EGG-sactly!
sandpiper about 1 month ago
But it isn’t the chicken that crossed the road. That question has never and will never be finally decided.
Alexander the Good Enough about 1 month ago
Why’d the chicken cross the road? Easy. To prove to the possum (or in Texas, the armadillo) that it could be done!
rmercer Premium Member about 1 month ago
Did I ask?! Did I ask?1
wirepunchr about 1 month ago
I thought you only put ducks in a row.
mindjob about 1 month ago
So, the rumors of them getting away from Colonel Sanders are false…
tuliplover about 1 month ago
They’re crossing the street to get away from the fried chicken restaurant.
KEA about 1 month ago
Wow… who knew?
Kilrwat Premium Member about 1 month ago
So THAT’S why they cross the road…
colinmac2 about 1 month ago
It’s the happy faces on the chickens I love.
dadlivonia about 1 month ago
but the first one had to have a reason – maybe trying to get away from the BBQ joint on one side.
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
They are just forcing the first chicken across the street in hopes he will get hit by the punch line first.
christelisbetty about 1 month ago
Why? Because the “Walk” sign was lit.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 1 month ago
An update unintended follow to yesterday’s ‘Flying McCoys’ I see.
Buoy about 1 month ago
Better than the chicken dance or the Macarena, I guess.
The Brooklyn Accent about 1 month ago
Summer’s here and the time is right for dancing in the street.
bngooby about 1 month ago
It’s hard to resist a conga line!!!
KevinCarson about 1 month ago
To get away from Chuck C. Johnson
MarshaOstroff about 1 month ago
What on earth do chickens have to do with conga lines?