You know those ads and commercials where they feature some guy who picked 3-4 GOOD stocks 10-15 years ago and he wants to give you investing advice NOW? They never tell you how many BAD stocks he picked in the interim, do they? Nor why the guy is reduced to serving as a shill instead of basking in the sun in Acapulco, the way an actual millionaire would.
Republicans want to eliminate Social Security. Because then people can invest that money in the stock market.
Meanwhile, Trump has promised to appoint Musk as the Economy Czar. The prospective Economy Czar has stated that the economy needs to crash and there will be hardships for many people.
And all magats are clapping cheering and can’t wait for it to happen. Not only that, but Social Security and Obamacare and Medicare and Medicaid will be part of that.
Magats cannot wait for all of that to happen.
.
And RFK jr. gets to ‘run wild’ as Health Czar. Magats really hate the FDA.
Guess one betting factor is just how many workers they can dump one month before their retirement is fully vested and permanent. Has been a typical ploy since Adam bit the apple.
What is the saying about rich people (in movies)? Something about never using your own money for a venture, and instead taking out a loan to risk “other people’s money”.
Pensions? Average Joe has seen the idea of Pensions go the way of the Dodo bird. The only ones getting pensions today are the ones making the rules or the people society can’t do without. Senators and Representatives, policemen, and firemen.
It’s been two weeks? since Trump promised to install tariffs with the implication that there would be plenty of money to run the government without taxes and that other countries would pay for them.
In that time, there have been NO COMMENT FROM ANY MAGAT about tariffs that I have seen.
Do they even know what a tariff is? Can such a large group of people possible be THAT ignorant?
einarbt 22 days ago
Lot of this going around.
Richard S Russell Premium Member 21 days ago
You know those ads and commercials where they feature some guy who picked 3-4 GOOD stocks 10-15 years ago and he wants to give you investing advice NOW? They never tell you how many BAD stocks he picked in the interim, do they? Nor why the guy is reduced to serving as a shill instead of basking in the sun in Acapulco, the way an actual millionaire would.
C 21 days ago
Double down then
The dude from FL Premium Member 21 days ago
Golden parachutes are guaranteed
Godfreydaniel 21 days ago
Too soon to mention Traitor Trump bankrupted a casino?
braindead Premium Member 21 days ago
Republicans want to eliminate Social Security. Because then people can invest that money in the stock market.
Meanwhile, Trump has promised to appoint Musk as the Economy Czar. The prospective Economy Czar has stated that the economy needs to crash and there will be hardships for many people.
And all magats are clapping cheering and can’t wait for it to happen. Not only that, but Social Security and Obamacare and Medicare and Medicaid will be part of that.
Magats cannot wait for all of that to happen.
.
And RFK jr. gets to ‘run wild’ as Health Czar. Magats really hate the FDA.
keenanthelibrarian 21 days ago
Well, exactly; what else?
keenanthelibrarian 21 days ago
Ahhh .. capitalism at work. What, me worry?
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 21 days ago
There is so much truth to this strip!
Munch 21 days ago
That’s exactly how they see it.
wndflower1 21 days ago
i wonder how long (if ever) after the election next week, we will have to wait for comments on political cartoons to be allowed again.
More Coffee Please! Premium Member 21 days ago
The great American way – just one more thing to love about unrestrained capitalism…
sandpiper 21 days ago
Guess one betting factor is just how many workers they can dump one month before their retirement is fully vested and permanent. Has been a typical ploy since Adam bit the apple.
bluecat 21 days ago
What is the saying about rich people (in movies)? Something about never using your own money for a venture, and instead taking out a loan to risk “other people’s money”.
will.pittenger1 21 days ago
Enron anyone?
BeniHanna6 Premium Member 21 days ago
Pensions? Average Joe has seen the idea of Pensions go the way of the Dodo bird. The only ones getting pensions today are the ones making the rules or the people society can’t do without. Senators and Representatives, policemen, and firemen.
lnrokr55 21 days ago
It’s not that funny, because it’s true ! ;-0
mistercatworks 21 days ago
Crypto-pensions, anyone?
John Lamb Premium Member 21 days ago
Sounds like Congress.
mindjob 21 days ago
Before companies offered 401K plans, they offered profit sharing. But there were never any “profits” to be “shared”
braindead Premium Member 21 days ago
It’s been two weeks? since Trump promised to install tariffs with the implication that there would be plenty of money to run the government without taxes and that other countries would pay for them.
In that time, there have been NO COMMENT FROM ANY MAGAT about tariffs that I have seen.
Do they even know what a tariff is? Can such a large group of people possible be THAT ignorant?
willie_mctell 21 days ago
Think of it as laying off.
braindead Premium Member 21 days ago
From Jim Wright:
Elon Musk in charge of the economy…
RFK Jr in managing your healthcare…
Mike Flynn commanding your military…
Charlie Kirk, Tucker Carlson, Steve Bannon, and the dead rotting corpse of Rush Limbaugh are the moral conscience of your America…
Stephen Miller decides your political ideology…
Laura Loomer is the voice and face of your nation…
Chief Justice Canon presides over a Supreme Court made up entirely of Trump appointees…
JD Vance in charge of reining in Trump’s worst impulses…
You have no healthcare, no Social Security, no civil rights, no jobs, no savings, no food, no home, no education, and no hope
Sound’s good, right?
No?
Well, then you better show up.
eddi-TBH 21 days ago
Nobody will be able to retire anyway. Why not have some fun with their money?
olds_cool63 21 days ago
The working class does NOT matter = Capitalism 101.