Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 02, 2015

Ella Fitzgerald – I’m Gonna Wash That Man Right Out Of My Hair

X … And while she’s doing that… he might find himself (sad to say) Slip Sliding Away….

Is that Bruce?

Back to Lifebuoy soap.

♫ He came a long waaay, just to go down the drain You know the nearer your destination, the more you’re slip slidin’ away ♫ I do so love my Paul Simon. What a lovely, mellow start to the day. And you can’t go wrong with Ella. I listened in reverse order, so she could perk me up and send me on my way.

Not in very good humor, sorry, I don’t appreciate this kind of humor. Another like this and I’m outta here.

She’ll just use him and discard him.

Stave young.Leave me a list of the humor you don’t think is appropriate.

Bars of soap never wear glasses.

It’s a good thing he came back as a cake of soap. There’s another kind of cake found usually in the men’s room.

I thought this was really funny. He is going to have a great ride through all the hills and valleys.

For a second I thought that was Mr. Whipple from the Charmin commercials.

I’m afraid this one went right over my head…

and washed down the drain!

Too bad she lives with her grandfather.

I thought he came back as one of those sponge-things that were “the next Big Thing” back in the ‘80s. I couldn’t stand the commercials with all those talking sponges. Weren’t they called Spiffids?

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWhey gocomics just tell us it wasnt updated today.if i didnt like it before dont want a reburp

I don’t usually go for gross humor, but this was funny!