Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 10, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    ACME Corp’s online affiliate went bankrupt shortly thererafter.

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    SpaceBuckaroo  about 5 years ago

    Captcha can be such a pain.

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    jpayne4040  about 5 years ago

    Can’t even catch him online either!

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    ACK! Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Beep, Beep!

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    jbrobo Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Damn ACME computer….

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    HarryLime  about 5 years ago

    Confve

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    EmmettWayne  about 5 years ago

    Wile E. Coyote, Jeenious!

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    I AM NOT A ROBOT……really….

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    DanFlak  about 5 years ago

    OK, so we want you to create a password that you can remember easily.

    BUT it must be between 6 and 20 characters, have two uppercase letters, two lowercase letters, two numbers, one special character but not /:$, not have two of the same letters in a row, not contain more than 4 characters in any password you’ve ever used before, cannot contain any part of you login name and if it’s Tuesday …

    Then we’ll send you a text message and you have three seconds to enter in the code before it expires.

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    KEA  about 5 years ago

    I despise Captcha

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Super genius? Uh …

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    pchemcat  about 5 years ago

    I hate those things!

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    RabbitDad  about 5 years ago

    Must be at least 12 letters, 2 numbers, 2 capitals, 2 punctuation marks, 2 emoji and one spirit animal.

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    Lee26 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Captcha needs to be renamed ‘Gotcha’.

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    Many thanks to the genius’ who just need a box clicked (“I Am Not A Robot”). How many signs do you see in the picture, please! For the jumbled and smudged pictures it was sort of fun clicking for a new one till their busy server had to send a few dozen.

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    Lightpainter  about 5 years ago

    Since I don’t think roadrunners are smart, I would expect the password to also be “ roadrunner”

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Awesome rendering of coyote, @MarkParisi

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    Gent  about 5 years ago

    He could never captcha the roadrunner.

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    oakie817  about 5 years ago

    what the beep?

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